March 2010

(Various Locations) This open and uncensored theater festival will consist of thirty one-hour shows presented in three Horse Trade spaces; including 29 theatre companies featuring almost 250 theater artists from all over the world. Event Website

(Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks Place, (between 1st Avenue and Avenue A), New York, NY 10009) (Feb 24th @6pm; Feb 27th @7pm; Mar 1 @9pm; Mar 5th) With delightful and poignant tales of a Southern Songstress and her gay family, Alex Bond and David Carson read selections from Ms. Bond’s novel and transport you to Dallas 1977, a magical time before HIV/AIDS, but not before ignorance and prejudice. A favorite at the 2008 San Francisco Fringe and the 2009 Fresh Fruit Festival. A reclusive former Southern debutante/cabaret performer in her sixties, Anna Zander hires Craig Bauer to help her write about the best years of her life. She recounts the tales of singing in the gay leather bars of Dallas. ($15 ($11 Seniors/Students/Veterans)) Event Website

(Dixon Place, 254 Bowery, New York, NY 10012) (8PM) Reno, long bullish (in the sense of "...in a China Shop"), has Wall Street in her bullseye lately, bringing a Finance Professional onstage with her each night, just to make sure. In past shows, Reno has hosted several Nobel Economists as well as a former Chief Financial Officer of the world's second largest bank. ($20) Event Website

(Bleecker Street Theatre, 45 Bleecker St (just East of Lafayette St), New York, NY 10012) (8pm) A magical, intimate evening with NYC nightlife legend Raven O as he blends beautiful music with edgy comedy. It will be a riveting night of pop songs and standards mixed with powerful, bizarre but very true stories from Raven's own remarkable life. Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (Th.-Sa. noon-8PM, Su. noon-7PM) World's leading art fair devoted to contemporary art. 150 international galleries, including many of the most important dealers, will be showcasing art from around the world. ($30) Event Website

(Pier 66, 26th St in Hudson River Park, New York, NY 10011) Fountain is a guerrilla-style art event, dubbed by many as the “Anti Art Fair” for its brash, off-the-wall offerings of non-traditional art exhibitions in the art fair environment. ($5 donation) Event Website

(New World Stages, 340 W 50th St, New York, NY 10019) (7PM) This is a perfect opportunity to see the show and mingle with fellow theatre-goers. We will invite the cast to attend the reception, and you never know who will show up! the story of a group of courageous men who joined together to build the Mattachine Society, the first gay rights organization in the United States. The play features the intimate and complex relationship between Harry Hay and young fashion designer Rudi Gernreich, set against the backdrop of 1950's Hollywood and the McCarthy era. Mention code TEBOYS110 to purchase a $29 ticket for this event ($29) Event Website

(HERE Arts Center, 145 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10013) (7:00 pm) New York Neo-Futurists Desiree Burch, Cara Francis & Erica Livingston serve up a cure for what ails you in this Neo-Medicine show, performing in and around a giant pot of self-made soup. Bottling this soup, as well as a series of elixirs, potions, tonics and products, they heal and reveal the female experience live, honest and in the flesh. (18.00) (212-352-3101) Event Website

(Abingdon Theatre, 312 West 36th Street, (betwn 8th & 9th Ave), New York, NY 10018) (Tu.- Sa. : 8PM, Sa. & Su. 3PM) Set in a run-down chateau of an alcazar on Sunset Boulevard, Norma Doesmen follows the story of an unemployed script-writer “Joe Dillis” who finds himself on the run from the re-po men and dives into the lap of a reclusive, silent-screen movie star “Norma Doesmen.” Waiting for her return to filmdom, Norma finds her prey in Dillis, who is manipulated and seduced by this insane, over sexed, psychotically disordered fallen legend. Along with her totally schizophrenic servant “Max” and Joe's devoted narcoleptic girlfriend, “Betty ShaveHer,” the comedy ensues as Joe accidentally crosses her path and she sees in him an opportunity to make her comeback to the big screen. ($45) ((212) 868-4444)

(Madame X, 94 W. Houston St., New York, NY 10012) (8PM) We have seen the future, and the future is sold out. The hit nude literary salon will explore even more strange new worlds of literature as these naked girls boldly read what no naked girl has read before. Nasty Canasta leads an all-star cast of burlesque performers - plus one professional librarian - beyond the stars, reading selections from sci-fi classics by Arthur C. Clarke, Aldous Huxley, H.G. Wells, Douglas Adams and more. ($20 - $25) (866-811-4111) [email protected] Event Website

(See website for times and location) A celebration of the city’s unparalleled artistic communities. it is The Armory Show’s goal to highlight a neighborhood or borough’s arts scene each night of AAW with events for all levels of visitors. Every March, artists, galleries, collectors, critics and curators from all over the world make New York their destination during Armory Arts Week (AAW). (FREE) Event Website

(MoMA, 11 West 53 St, New York, NY 10019) (5:30-8:45PM) Stop by after hours to enjoy full access to the galleries and theaters, free Gallery Talks, a cash bar, a DJ, and a special prix fixe dinner in Cafe 2. ($20) Event Website

(Check website for store locations) (11AM) Every Spring, Housing Works Thrift Shops completely empty their stores and re-stock them with first-rate fashion, accessories, art and home furnishings that they’ve been saving up over the year. Then they have a blow-out preview sale event at each store location and online where you get first dibs on the unbelievably cool loot. Lines form around the block so get there early to get your shot at savings on the best merchandise! Event Website

(Pier 40, West Houston St & West Side Hwy, New York, NY 10001) (12-8PM) Now in its fifth year, PULSE New York is the city's largest and most highly regarded fair dedicated exclusively to contemporary art. This edition will be its most diverse ever, with 101 exhibitors representing 26 countries in Europe, Asia, and the Americas. Its program of large scale sculptures and installations has expanded, and will include the PULSE Pause reading room, the PULSE PERFORMANCE series and the PULSE PLAY> video lounge. ($20) Event Website

(Madame X, 94 W. Houston St., New York, NY 10012) (8PM) We have seen the future. The future is naked. The future is now. The hit nude literary salon will explore strange new worlds of literature, as the people who bring you Pinchbottom Burlesque present NAKED GIRLS READING Science Fiction. Nasty Canasta leads an all-star cast of burlesque performers - plus one professional librarian - beyond the stars, reading selections from sci-fi classics by Arthur C. Clarke, Aldous Huxley, H.G. Wells, Douglas Adams and more. "Watching these women read naked is like a utopian vision of a perfect future," promises Nasty. "In fact, a few of them are so perfect they may not be quite ... human." ($20 - $25) (866-811-4111) [email protected] Event Website

(School of Visual Arts Theater, 333 W. 23rd Street, New York, NY 10011) (8:30am - 5:30pm) NYC's first-ever art industry conference. With a focus on the challenges facing NYC's emerging artists, the not-for-profit NYC:SOTA will bring together art industry movers & shakers, and YOU. Learn about the most innovative initiatives and resources NYC has to offer emerging visual artists, ask your questions, and make your suggestions. Tickets are extremely limited! Confirmed Panelists: Jeremy Adams, Executive Director, Cue Art Foundation; Susan Ball, Director of Programs, New York Foundation for the Arts; Jonathan Bowles, Director, Center for an Urban Future; Jason Bowman, Director, Fountain Gallery; David Businelli, President, American Institute of Architects (NY State); Liz Dimmitt, Curator, Gawker Arts; Heng-Gil Han, Visual Arts Director, Jamacia Center for Arts & Learning; Janet Hicks, Director of Permissions, Artists Rights Society; Heather Hubbs, Director, New Art Dealers Association; Peter Drake, Dean, New York Academy Of Art; Cary Leibowitz, Director of Contemporary Editions, Phillips de Pury; Keats Myer, Executive Director, Children's Museum of the Arts; Norma Munn, Chairperson, New York Arts Coalition; Marisa Sage, President, Williamsburg Gallery Association; Wesley Miller, Curator, Art:21; Manon Slome, Founder & Curator, No Longer Empty; Will Maitland Weiss, Executive Director, Art & Business Council of New York; ($99; verified artists & students $39) (347.455.8878) [email protected] Event Website

(West Chelsea Arts Building, 526 West 26th St. (10th & 11th Ave.), New York, NY 10001) (11AM-6PM) Exclusive access to several private artist's studios along the High Line in West Chelsea. n this self-guided tour, visitors will have exclusive access to over 50 private artists’ studios in the heart of the West Chelsea Arts district. Event Website

(AMC Empire, 234 West 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036) (See website for schedule) 10 Best Picture Nominees. 24 Hours. 1 Unforgettable Experience. This year's AMC Best Picture Showcase will be unlike any other. With 10 nominees competing for the Best Picture Oscar, we've packed them all into one day! Event Website

(ABC Network) (8PM) Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are the dual hosts of the 82nd Academy Awards. Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (7PM) Celebrate Hollywood's most glamorous night with comedian Murray Hill "the hardest working middle-aged man in show business." The evening will feature impromptu performances, hilarious videos, impersonations of the nominated stars, movie spoofs, interviews from the fake red carpet, movie trivia games and lots of prizes. The audience is encouraged to dress like their favorite celebrity for the chance to win fabulous silly prizes. ($20 at the door) Event Website

(Sunnyside/Woodside Queens begins Skillman Ave & 43rd Street ends Woodside Ave & 61st Street.) (1-3 PN) Now in its 11th year the St Pat’s For All Parade and Fair is a spectacular grassroots celebration of Ireland. Be part of this unique St. Patrick’s celebration & energetic coming together of street theatre, puppets, stiltwalkers, bands, ethnic, community groups, labor,dancers, religious and political contingents, banners, senior, LGBT, and youth groups. Event Website

(Henrietta Hudson, 438 Hudson Street @ Morton, New York, NY 10014) (5PM) The city’s all gay football league invited men and women of all skill levels to register online for Spring 2010 season and then show up at the draft weekend for open practice and team placement. Event Website

(Gotham Hall, 1356 Broadway, New York, NY 10018) (7pm) Join Gay Men's Health Crisis for Savor, a culinary journey, prepared by an all-star team of world famous chefs. Event Chair & Host, Ted Allen of Chopped. SCOTT CONANT, AMANDA FREITAG, ALEX GUARNASCHELLI, MARC MURPHY, AARON SANCHEZ, CHRIS SANTOS and GEOFFREY ZAKARIAN. Honorees: Dr. Yvette C. Burton, Global Business Development Executive; Ted Snowdon, Philanthropist and Theatrical Producer. Silent Auction. To benefit GMHC. ($1,000+) Event Website

(The Duplex, 61 Christopher Street, NYC, NY 10014) (9:30PM) The Meeting* is a monthly comedy/variety show for homosexuals and their friends. A "gay" romp through politics, sexual and otherwise, social news, music, skits, and other important life-changing information. Produced by Adam J. Rosen and Chris Murrah, Writer/host Justin Sayre and special musical guest Poor Baby Bree. The March show will include a "tribute" to juice-enthusiast Anita Bryant. ($10 plus 2-drink minimum) ((212) 255-5438) Event Website

(TRIAD THEATER, 158 W. 72ND ST, New York, NY 10023, 212-362-2590) (7:30PM) As seen on Bravo TV, the comedy sensation CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY: IN THEIR OWN WORDS created by Eugene Pack, features both solo and ensemble pieces ($35) Event Website

(The Gerald W. Lynch Theater @ John Jay College, 899 Tenth Avenue, New York, NY 10023) (7PM) An unflinching look into the disturbed mind of a serial killer written and performed by Bill Connington, adapted from the novella of the same name by Joyce Carol Oates, as a part of the Art of Justice series. audiences are shown the private life of Oates' Quentin P. - sex offender, serial killer, and deceptively mild-mannered monologuist. ($15) Event Website

(Riverside Church, 490 Riverside Dr, New York, NY 10027) (4PM) "The National Week of Prayer for the Healing of AIDS. The Riverside Church Chaple wiill be open to the publice for private prayer, meditation, reflections, sharing on those we have lost. led by Rev. Stacy Latimer (Love International ) and Chaplin Dina Mann (Free) (212-870-6854) [email protected] Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (6pm) With bestselling author Sapphire; performance artist Karen Finley; PopAction choreographer Elizabeth Streb; hip-hop performer Toni Blackman; and hosted by the fabulous Justin Bond. Admission includes a raffle ticket for fun and sexy gifts. To benefit Feminist Press. ($25+) Event Website

(WOW Cafe Theatre, 59-61 4th Street (Btwn 2nd and 3rd ave), NYC, NY 10003) (8PM) PARTIAL PROCEEDS TO BENEFIT THE PEOPLE OF HAITI! Get three new shows for the price of one each night! Come Experience MilDred's NEW Show:"I Transcender: The Gender Expression of Haitian Gods and Goddesses" Choreagraphed by the fabulous and talented Sokhna Heathyre Mabin. Tantra Zawadi presents, "Soldier Blues" An exploration through word, music, and movement of the battlfield of the soul and heart, and Also introducing a new performance by Sokhna Heathyre Mabin!!! - ($15) (646 342 5660) [email protected] Event Website

(Isabella Freedman Jewish Retreat Center, 116 Johnson Road, Falls Village, CT 06031) The Second Annual Nehirim Women’s Retreat is a weekend of community and spirituality for self-identified lesbian, bisexual and trangendered Jewish women and their families. Presenters include Rabbi Jill Hammer, the Director of Spiritual Education at the Academy for Jewish Religion; Professor Joy Ladin, Professor of English at Stern College for Women – and Yeshiva University’s first openly transgendered employee; Rabbi Myriam Klotz, Director of Yoga and Embodied Practices at the Institute for Jewish Spirituality. Full children's program. Children 2 and under are free. ($225-475, Financial Aid Avail.) Event Website

(Marriot Marquis, 1535 Bwy, New York, NY 10036) (5pm) The GLAAD Media Awards recognize and honor media for their fair, accurate and inclusive representations of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community and the issues that affect their live ($500+) Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (10AM-6PM) Internationally known and a staple for New Yorkers. Celebrities and major designers and decorators from all over the country attend it in droves, and shoppers come from around the world to discover future trends! 500 Exhibitors on the Hudson River. ($15) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8:00 - 10:00 PM) At this Speed-Dating event, meet lots of guys ages 30s & 40s one-on-one for a series of 3-minute dates, then get a free mingling period to meet anyone else in the room. Tell us which men you want a second date with, and minutes later you find out your matches. This is a great opportunity to meet guys for time-efficient face-to-face contact and see what kind of chemistry is there. It’s a lot of fun and could lead to meeting someone special! ($20) (212-971-1084) [email protected] Event Website

(First Reformed Church New Brunswick, 9 Bayard Street, New Brunswick, NJ 08901) (8:00 PN) Triple your pleasure; triple your fun as we present a musical tribute to trios, triplets and threesomes. Featuring full chorus numbers and trios from some of Broadway's most beloved musicals. Hors d'oeuvres and beverages will be provided. ($35) (732-579-8449) [email protected] Event Website

(Tim McLoone's Supper Club, 1200 Ocean Avenue, Asbury Park, NJ 07712) (5:00 PM) Triple your pleasure; triple your fun as we present a musical tribute to trios, triplets and threesomes. Featuring full chorus numbers and trios from some of Broadway's most beloved musicals. Food and beverages will be available a la carte. ($20) (732-579-8449) [email protected] Event Website

(NYU’s Kimmel Center, 60 Washington Sq South, New York, NY 10012) (6:00 pm - 8:30 pm) Each year, the International Gay & Lesbian Human Rights Commission celebrates the courage and leadership of a few groups and individuals who have contributed significantly to IGLHRC’s global mission. This annual fundraising gala, A Celebration of Courage, is hosted in New York and San Francisco, drawing hundreds of participants as well as global visibility for IGLHRC and its sponsors, particularly related to the presentation of The Felipa de Souza Award. ($150 pp) ((212) 430-6057) [email protected] Event Website

(The Gerald W. Lynch Theater @ John Jay College, 899 Tenth Avenue, New York, NY 10023) (7:30PM) The Actors Fund presents for one night only Heidi Blickenstaff, Tovah Feldshuh, Cheyenne Jackson, Christoper Sieber, Martha Plimpton and Charles Busch as "Helen Lawson" in an all-star reading of Jacqueline Susann. ($75) Event Website

(Second Stage Theatre, 307 West 43 Street, New York, NY 10036) (7:30pm) Play Reading. Talk of the Town is ignited by a “sex-ting” incident at a private suburban day school. When an ambitious young headmaster attempts to broker peace between the parents of the two students involved, his convictions are tested by a barrage of attempted bribes, hidden agendas and outrageous demands. A standoff between parents and children, generations and cultures, genders and classes, this new comedy by Kevin Wade questions modern pparenting, contemporary education, and sex in the digital age. (FREE) (212787302x131) [email protected] Event Website

(Joyce Theater, 175 8th Ave, New York, NY 10011) (Tu-Wd 7:30, Th-Sa 8, Su 2PM) Acclaimed for its electrifying brand of contemporary dance, KEIGWIN + COMPANY celebrates its first solo week at The Joyce with a vibrant program that features the world premiere of a new work and includes Mattress Suite and Caffeinated, two pieces that blend Keigwin's signature athleticism, subtle humor, and "uninhibited embrace of the theatrical." (The New York Times). The program also features the explosive Runaway, set to a driving score by electronic composer Jonathan Pratt. ($35+) Event Website

(Don't Tell Mama, 343 West 46th Street, New York, NY 10036) (3/16 7:30PM / 3/20 4:30-PM) In his debut solo show, Hector explores the musicality of mortality through the words and music of Ben Folds, Kander and Ebb, Zoe Lewis, Susan Werner, Brett Kristofferson, David Caldwell, My Chemical Romance, William Finn and other contemporary songwriters. Musical direction is by Ray Bailey, with direction by Angela Shultz. Dale Henderson joins on cello. ($15 + 2 drink min.) (212 757 0788) [email protected] Event Website

(5th Ave from 44 to 86th Sts) (11AM) Hundreds will walk the 248th annual parade. This historic event happened for the first time on March 17, 1762, sixteen years before the Declaration of Independence was adopted. Gay protestors will again be out in force, bringing attention to the fact that LGBT marchers are still not allowed in the parade. Event Website

(Madison Avenue Baptist Church, 31st and Madison, New York, NY 10016) (7PM) Singers Alexandra de Suze, Teresa Zugger, and Amanda Baker are joined by music director Paul Stephan, to present a evening celebrating women composers and performers from Hidelgarde von Bingen to Lady Gaga. ($10 suggested donation) (212-685-1377) [email protected] Event Website

(LGBT Center, 208 W. 13th st., new york, NY 10011) (6:30PM) Celebrate 25 years of scandalous gossip with Michael Musto, Voice columnist and Author. If you've read Michael Musto's Village Voice column and wondered if he's really that outrageous, here's your chance to find out. ($10/$15) Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (10am - 6pm) You’ll explore the latest ideas and products for the home — from furniture and lighting to kitchens and baths. Whether starting from scratch or searching for that single object to finish a room, the Show promises to introduce you to something you simply have to bring home. ($25+) Event Website

(LGBT Center, 208 W. 13th st., new york, NY 10011) (6:00 PM) Offering a summer share? Seeking a share? Meet your match and enjoy beverage bargains at the Center. Whatever your budget, find tempting offerings in every category -- quarter-share, half-share, full share. A share offers you a superior experience and the happy option of sharing meal costs. LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th Street, Manhattan (Share Seeker $15; Share Offeror $40) (212.620.7310) [email protected] Event Website

(Ritz Carlton Battery Park, Two West St, New York, NY 10004) (6PM) Please join us for our annual dinner in support of the LeGaL Foundation’s charitable activities Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (6:45PM) Want more joy in your life? Not feeling your life is working? Come and discuss what happy people know, your definition of happiness, and what things you can do to access more joy on command. Learn the one thing you must have if you want happiness. Break free from the happiness trap which keeps joy away. Run by Marilyn Galfin, certified Laughter Leader and creator of Laff-a-Rama programs. ($5) Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) Be prepared for the same dazzling dining installations, the delectable food and wine pairings of TABLE HOP & TASTE, and the astounding innovation of the Student Design Initiative. Event Website

(The York Theater Company, 619 Lexington Avenue, Corner of 54th St, New York, NY 10021) (8PM) Boys Night Out at Yank with free admission to the Post-Show Boys Night reception featuring wine, cheese and sodas. Set during World War II, Yank! chronicles the relationship between two servicemen long before “Don’t-ask-don’t-tell” was part of the national discussion. With a lively score inspired by the pop sounds of the 1940’s, Yank! captures the spirit and exuberance of the era as it explores questions of prejudice, courage and survival. ($55) Event Website

(Stepping Out Studios, 37 West 26th St, New York, NY 10010) (8:30 pm) Free Crash Course in Salsa & Swing. Catered Hot Buffet by Simone Assboeck. DJ: Alfredo Melendez. Same Sex Dance Performances: "Rhythm Locura; Marnhattan Prairie Dogs; Simone Assboeck & Meredith Stead; Ernesto Palma & Luis Grijalva; Meredith Stead & Daphna Locker; and more! ($12) Event Website

(La MaMa Experimental Theatre Club, 74A East 4th St, New York, NY 10003) (Saturdays 5 & 6:30pm) The lesbos of Sapho, Mass. are going at it again. 5 episodes. ($10 per episode; $40 for season) Event Website

(LGBT Center, 208 W. 13th st., new york, NY 10011) (8PM) Laugh your buns off with comic Marilyn Galfin and very funny guests Lisa Kaplan, Chanelle Futrell, Joanne Filan and others. Doors will open at 7:30. Witness Lesbian tongue Fu and other acts of random hilarity. Best deal for a night of great lesbian entertainment and awesome talent. ($20) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8:45AM-6:30PM) Explore your erotic potential through your mind, body, and heart in this two-day workshop. Celebrating the Body Erotic is a two-day often clothes-off workshop exploring new levels of feeling. This playful, safe, honoring workshop focuses on the entire body. Workshop continues on Sunday. Pre-registration is required. ($395) Event Website

(call for info) (FREE) Usher in spring with Mama Donna Henes, Urban Shaman. (718-857-1343) [email protected] Event Website

(See website for location) It has been said that this bus ride is like none other and we thank you for such a positive compliment. We have jazzed this event up for 2010 to make it more exciting. Just when you thought it couldn't be any more interesting. This year we will have spoken words of eroticism. Guess who can contrbute to the hottness? Yes you can. Please come out and spit words of love, lust, confirmation and positivity. The bus will depart from 2 locations. We have a Brooklyn point and a Manhattan point. We will enjoy shopping at the Tanger Mall, feast at our favorite seafood restaurant and then we are off to Foxwoods Casino to WIN. ($125) (347 743 1309) Event Website

(West Chelsea Arts Building, 526 West 26th St. (10th & 11th Ave.), New York, NY 10001) (1PM) Visit 7 exhibits of cutting-edge painting, sculpture, electronic media & photography, some by gay & lesbian artists and others of interest to a queer sensibility, led by a former gay studies professor and art critic for the New York Blade. While you’re there, socialize with arts-oriented gay men & lesbians! ($20) (212-946-1548) [email protected] Event Website

(Brooklyn Center for the Performing Arts, Brooklyn College, 2900 Campus Road, Brooklyn, NY 11210) (8 PM) Internationally acclaimed Poncho Sanchez Latin Jazz Band is widely acknowledged as the most popular Latin jazz artist in the world today, Grammy Award winner Poncho Sanchez brings his explosive congas and legendaryensemble to Brooklyn for a night of Afro-Cuban jazz, salsa, and vintage Latin soul, including tracks from his most recent release, Psychedelic Blues. ($25+) Event Website

(92nd Street Y, 1395 Lexington Ave, New York, NY 10128) (SA & Su 8PM Su 3PM) Berlin, Porter, Kern, Fields, Gershwin and many others wrote songs for the movies of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. Deborah Grace Winer salutes this lasting legacy to the American Songbook. ($25 +) Event Website

(Roseland Ballroom, 239 West 52nd St, New York, NY 10019) (Noon - 7 pm) This is an opportunity to go behind the scenes at one of the world’s most notorious parties. Attendees will be free to drink, dance, meet favorite adult film stars and power-shop this kinky bazaar for the best in leather and fetish fashions, adult films, books, toys and erotic art, all while mingling under the stunningly theatrical installations erected for the night’s big event. A non-stop parade of street performers, dancers and infamous “strange live acts” will entertain. The LGBT Center ($20 ad, $25 @ door) [email protected] Event Website

(Jacob Javits Center, 655 West 34th St, New York, NY 10001) Includes the GLBT friendly companies from every industry, both large and small, Fortune 1000 and Gay-owned companies. Paint the Javits purple for networking, socializing, shopping, entertainment and people-watching. Event Website

(Town Hall, 123 West 43rd, New York, NY 10036) (8PM) Get ready for “All My Children,” “One Life to Live”and “General Hospital” stars to hit the Broadway stage. The 6th Annual ABC DAYTIME & SOAPnet SALUTE BROADWAY CARES has been set for March 21st, 2010 in New York City. This one-night-only event features ABC Daytime and SOAPnet stars taking the stage at Broadway's historic Town Hall for a night of singing, dancing and entertainment. Broadway Cares ($50+) Event Website

(City Winery, 155 Varick St (btw Spring & Vandam), New York City, NY 10013) (11AM - 2PM (seating from 10am)) Enjoy Metropolitan Klezmer (with several bandmates from Isle of Klezbos). Great menu & wine list, large & lovely space, excellent stage, great vibe. ($10; kids under 13 FREE (& no brunch minimum)) (212-608-0555) [email protected] Event Website

(Queens Museum of Art, Rushing Meadows Corona Park, Queens, NY 11368) The program brings to the community of Queens an array of Queer Independent Cinema and gives an opportunity to meet the makers of such powerful fiction and non-fiction works that best portray aspects of LGBT lives. Event Website

(Carnegie Hall, 881 Seventh Avenue, New York, NY 10019) (8PM) The Collegiate Chorale, led by Music Director James Bagwell, presents the World Premiere Two Act Concert Version of Ricky Ian Gordon and Michael Korie's musical version of Nobel Prize-winner John Steinbeck's epic Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, The Grapes of Wrath, An all-star cast from Broadway and the classical world comes together to present a rare mingling of opera and theatre. ($25-160) Event Website

(Intrepid Museum, Pier 86, 12th Ave & 46th St, New York, NY 10036) (7:30pm) Jeffrey Fashion Cares 2010 brings together fashion’s most fabulous for a dazzling evening of cocktails, a silent auction, and haute couture on the runway. Join the leading International Fashion and Luxury companies as they come together with New York City’s charitable and social communities to benefit four of the most worthy non-profit organizations that improve the lives of people living with HIV/AIDS and members of the LGBTQ community. Cocktail Reception, Silent & Live Auctions, and Runway Show. To benefit The Hetrick-Martin Institute, GMHC, Lambda Legal and Point Foundation. ($125+) Event Website

(Town Hall, 123 West 43rd, New York, NY 10036) (8pm) Kiss Me, Kate, Love Life, Where's Charley?, My Romance, Lend an Ear and more! Created/written and hosted for The Town Hall by Scott Siegel Musical Direction by Ross Patterson ($45-55) Event Website

(Blvd, 199 Bowery (at Spring St.), New York, NY 10003) (7PM) The Empire State Pride Agenda invites you to New York’s hottest women’s party of the year, Winter Heat! Join us for our annual fundraiser and support our work to win equality and justice for all LGBT New Yorkers! Winter Heat is one of the largest fundraisers celebrating our community, with over 500 women and their friends in attendance. Music by the legendary DJ Missy B & DJ Trini. Complimentary cocktails provided by V2 Energy Vodka and beer by Bud Light. Cash bar also available. Empire State Pride Agenda ($75 in advance / $95 at door / $30 for 30 & under) Event Website

(Lyceum Theater, 149 West 45th Street, New York, NY 10036) (8PM) Boys Night Out at "Looped" with post show reception at the Ritz featuring a complimentary drink. Looped is based on a real event, it takes place in the summer of 1965, when an inebriated Tallulah Bankhead stumbles into a sound studio. Ms. Bankhead was known for her wild partying and convention-defying exploits that surpassed even today’s celebrity bad girls. Given her intoxicated state and inability to loop the line properly, what ensues is an uproarious showdown ($66.50) Event Website

(Skirball Center for the Performing Arts, 566 LaGuardia Place, Washington Square South, New York, NY 10012) (8PM) A bigger bash on the heels of last year's sell-out sing-a-long. Event Website

(Alvin Ailey Studios, 405 West 55th St at 9th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (Th, Fr & Sa 8PM, Su 3PM) In Celebration the 10th Anniversary of the company they are presenting three World Premieres. English Suite (2005),a classically-based dance full of sweet nuances, set to music by H.H. Parry. Riding the Purple Twilight, audiences are swept on a dark, sensuous journey of a young couple racing full throttle towards fame and success, stopping at nothing to get ahead. Going for the Gold is comic relief in four sections, taking audiences on the rigorous journey to an Olympic medal. ($25) Event Website

(TBA) (6;30PM) The National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association cordially invites you to the 15th annual New York Benefit - Headlines & Headliners. Co-Hosts: Kathie Lee Gifford & Hoda Kotb ($100+) Event Website

(NYU University Lecture Hall, 19 west 4th street room 101, Wheelchair accessible, New York, NY 10012) (7pm) City Councilmember Rosie Mendez, Journalist Ann Northrop, Melissa Sklarz (1st openly transgender NYState public official and NYCHA Board Member Margarita Lopez will discuss the challenges they face as lgbt female-identified politicians, policy mavens and journalists. (FREE) Event Website

(New York New Church, 114 East 35 Street, NEW YORK, NY 10016) (8-10pm) Chelsea Opera soloists are showcased in excerpts from Hamlet, Macbeth, A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Béatrice et Bénédict. In addition, we compare the opening letter scene when two neighbors, Mrs. Ford and Mrs. Page, discover they’ve been send identical love letters from the grotesque Sir John Falstaff from operas by Salieri, Verdi, Vaughan Williams and Nicolai. Lloyd Arriola accompanies. the Chelsea Opera production fund ($20 (GA) and $12 (Srs/Stds), or $25 and $15 at the door) (212-260-1796) [email protected] Event Website

(Meet outside Amy's Bread, 250 Bleecker Street at Leroy Street.) (1-4PM) Taste and rate your way through the best cupcakes in the West Village and SoHo. With scoring sheet in hand, visit such sweet-tooth institutions as Amy’s Bread and Magnolia Bakery, as well as several rising stars. ($35) Event Website

(Lincoln Center, 70 Lincoln Center Plaza, New York, NY 10023) (8pm) Learn to French! Join your fellow opera queens and cultural gays for a fabulous evening of drinks, light fare, incredible entertainment, and French connections. The Juilliard-trained opera singer and drag performer Shequida serves as Mistress of Ceremonies, guaranteed to make you say “ooh la la” as she shows off her five-octave range with opera selections and pop hits. Discounted tickets for performance, plus admittance to the intermission and post-show parties. Use Promotion Code BOYS10. ($53) (212-870-5570) Event Website

(Vig 27, 119 East 27th Street, New York, NY 10016) (7pm) GLAAD’s national networking event series for young LGBT professionals are set in popular venues. Purchase a TGIF Series Pass to help GLAAD change hearts and minds across the country and see for yourself why so many people love to “Thank GLAAD It’s Friday!” ($35) Event Website

(Marriot Marquis, 1535 Bwy, New York, NY 10036) (6PM) Outrageously glamorous charity ball featuring Broadway-caliber Entertainment. Black Tie or Dress Uniform. Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (Sa/ 10AM-6PM Su. 11AM-5PM) The 2010 International Artexpo Education Series will offer three days of seminars and conference classes in two state-of-the-art theatres. These courses will offer expert perspectives on subjects ranging from art and the economy, small business management and art marketing, to social media for artists and more. Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8PM) New York City welcomes a cabaret collection of the hottest funniest silliest dirtiest-minded gays in the Big Apple. Hosted by Sarah Palin (AKA comedian Jeffrey Scott Wilson). ($20) Event Website

(LGBT Center, 208 W. 13th st., new york, NY 10011) (8PM) It’s speed-dating with a unique twist: answer four questions about your interests, values, and lifestyle, and get assigned to four different groups of men who gave answers similar to yours. Also meet guys one-on-one in a free mingling period. Finally, write a list of the men you want to date, and minutes later you find out your mutual matches. Boyfriend Material is a fun. ($20) (212-971-1084) [email protected] Event Website

(Mexicali Live, 1409 Queen Anne. Rd., Teaneck, NJ 07666) (9:PM) The Christine Martucci Band returns to rock out Mexicali Live. Most often compared to Janis Joplin, Christine was recently honored with a 2009 Out Music Award for 'Theme Song of the Year' for her song, "There You Are". Christine can be found on Facebook and Myspace. Call venue in advance for dinner/seating reservations. ($12) Event Website

(People's Lounge & Bar, 163 Allen Street, New York, NY 10002) (6pm) Those looking for information how to prepare for and protect your family’s financial and personal wellbeing as members of the LGBT community are encouraged to attend. Please join us for a discussion with two experts in the field of LGBT family financial and estate planning and have your questions and concerns addressed. Meet other LGBT families, network with providers, and get insider information. (Free) [email protected] Event Website

(Vig 27, 119 East 27th Street, New York, NY 10016) (7:30 PM) Come support the performing hopefuls as they compete against each other to win a grand entertainment package worth over $1000. Each show will have a panel of industry professionals (ie, music managers, producers, comediennes, singers, professional dancers and more) who will share their insight and cast their votes. The audience will be responsible for contestants moving into the semi-finals. Come cast your vote while making a difference in the autism community. Must be 21 years or older. ($10) Event Website

(IFC, 323 Sixth Ave at West 3rd St, New York, NY 10003) (8PM) Filmed over the course of one night at the Chelsea Hotel, Shirley Clarke’s pioneering work is a portrait of Jason Holliday, a daringly flamboyant cabaret performer with charisma to spare, a knack for drama, and a life that’s provided him with plenty of stories to tell — about racism, homophobia, parental abuse, show business, drugs, sex, prostitution, the law, and whatever else he can think of while the cameras are rolling. Event Website

(Parkside Lounge, 317 East Houston Street, New York, NY 10003) (8pm) Inbred Hybrid Collective presents: A Book Club Burlesque inspired by "GEEK LOVE" written by Katherine Dunn artists and performers: musicians, dancers, circus, variety, burlesque performers, film makers, puppeteers, piano players, drag queens, installation artists, photographers, actors, freaks, the bizarre, strange, and subversive We highly recommended that you read the book because this IS a BOOK CLUB. ($5) (6464627755) [email protected] Event Website

(CBST, 57 Bethune St, New York, NY 10014) (6:30 pm) celebrate Passover on the second night with a Ma'ariv Service and Seder, with a catered Seder meal. The service will be lead by Rabbi Kleinbaum, with Cantorial Intern Jason Kaufman as Ba'al Tefillah. A delicious Seder meal of Brisket, Tsimmis, and all the trimmings. A lovely vegetarian option will be available. ($55/60) Event Website

(LGBT Center, 208 W. 13th st., new york, NY 10011) (1-5 pm) Celebrate both National LGBT Health Awareness Week and New York State LGBT Health Awareness Month. Dozens of health and community organizations will be on hand to meet and greet the community. Featuring a special presentation by ACRIA on the state of HIV in adults over 50. Enjoy: exercise workshops. free giveaways, snack stations AND MORE! (FREE) Event Website

(MCCNY, 446 West 36th St, New York, NY 10018) (7pm) Taize Servie Event Website

(92nd Street Y, 1395 Lexington Ave, New York, NY 10128) (8PM) Actress Raquel Welch discusses her internal struggle to age gracefully in the spotlight of Hollywood and make peace with the sometimes uncomfortable mantle of "sex symbol." Since arriving in Hollywood in the 1960's, Welch has been a symbol of glamour and sex appeal, whose honesty, high energy and self-deprecating sense of humor are greatly admired by all her fans. ($27) Event Website

(MCCNY, 446 West 36th St, New York, NY 10018) (7pm) Maundy Thursday Service Event Website

(The Kitchen, 512 West 19th St, New York, NY 10011) (8 pm) A new theater work based on Samuel R. Delany’s celebrated science fiction novel Dhalgren. Scheib combines passages from the novel with original material, movement sequences, and live video to trace several intertwining plotlines driven by a group of characters with shifting identities. Set in a city after a cataclysmic event, Bellona, Destroyer of Cities draws on the labyrinthine world imagined by Delany to express the intricate and at times abstract delineations of race, gender, and sexuality today. ($15) Event Website

(West Chelsea Arts Building, 526 West 26th St. (10th & 11th Ave.), New York, NY 10001) (6 pm) A Gallery Openings Tour for Gay Men, and several of the galleries on this tour will be serving FREE wine or beer! A gay male gallery insider will choose the exhibits that have the best advance buzz in Chelsea, the world’s center for contemporary art. Also, everyone gets a chance to socialize with dozens of gay men! ($25) Event Website

(Fifth Avenue and 59th Street) (Noon) The New York April Fools' Day Parade was created in 1986 to remedy a glaring omission in the long list of New York's annual ethnic and holiday parades. These events fail to recognize the importance of April 1st, the day designated to commemorate the perennial folly of mankind. In an attempt to bridge this gap and bring people back in touch with their inherent foolishness, the parade annually crowns a King of Fools from parading look-alikes.