January 2012

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (5pm 8:30pm) All are welcome to join AALUSC for The Festival of The First Fruits. This Kwanzaa celebrates The First Principle, Umoja (Unity) to give thanks to the ancestors, and includes an African Market and a rich line-up of performers and storytellers. (Suggested $10) Event Website

(St. Mark's Church in the Bowery, 131 E. 10th St. at 2nd Ave, New York City, NY 10003) (3pm) Plenty of queer and LGBT-beloved artists, including Eileen Myles, Taylor Meade, Eric Bogosian, Philip Glass and Suzanne Vega, will be on hand to take part in this year's marathon poetry reading. ($20) Event Website

(Boardwalk @ Stillwell Ave, Coney Island.) (1pm) oin the Coney Island Polar Club for the traditional New Year's Day celebration. Make a donation to Camp Sunshine and receive a free breakfast and all-day admission to the New York Aquarium. (FREE) Event Website

(New World Stages, 340 W 50th St, New York, NY 10019) (7:30pm) In Jackie Hoffman's all new holiday show, this kvetching comedienne is forced to examine her life when she is visited by the Ghosts of Chanukah Past, Present and Future, as well as Molly Picon. What she finds on her quest for fame is that she is a dark, desperate diva who would give Scrooge a run for his money. ($35) Event Website

(Joyce Theater, 175 8th Ave, New York, NY 10011) (See website for details) n exciting week-long celebration showcasing eight dance companies, is a new initiative aimed at promoting American dance to the national and international community. The Joyce partners with Gotham Arts Exchange and the Dance/USA Agents Council for this exciting project that will feature some of the most riveting companies in America today. ($10+) Event Website

(Jacob Javits Center, 655 West 34th St, New York, NY 10001) (noon - 9pm) Tens of thousands of boating and fishing enthusiasts start their season at the New York National Boat Show. ($14) Event Website

(Gotham Comedy Club, 208 West 23rd St (btwn 7 & 8th Aves), New York, NY 10011, 212.367.9000, Venue Website) (8:30pm) Brilliant comic actress JACKIE HOFFMAN joins a killer crew of top gay and gay-friendly comics and entertainers, including crowd-slayer BIANCA DEL RIO, kitten with a wit JACKIE MONAHAN and hilarious boy wonder Nashville-based PETER DEPP. Hosted by bodacious BOB MONTGOMERY ($20+ 2 drink minimum) Event Website

(Cherry Lane Theatre, 38 Commerce St., New York, NY 10014) (7pm) Jon Fleming stars as a hunky Hollywood actor whose secret boyfriend may pose a problem for his skyrocketing career in a comedy written and directed by Clifford Streit. ($16)

(3LD Art & Technology Center, 80 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10006) (8pm) In this hilarious solo tour de force, a financial advice show on network television goes pear-shaped as the host comes out, loses his mind, and tries to justify his wealth to an increasingly angry public. See the show European critics call “an unashamedly bitter, sharp and biting satirical attack on the American dream.” ($15) Event Website

(All Manhattan Whole Foods) For the entire day, 5% of sales at Whole Foods Markets in Manhattan will benefit God's Love, helping to continue providing individually-tailored meals, nutrition counseling and much more to sick friends and neighbors in our community. Event Website

(The TimesCenter, 242 West 41st Street, New York, NY 10018) (Varies) Join New York Times journalists and some of today’s most celebrated talents and thinkers from film, television, music, theater, dance and books, including: Julianna Margulies, Alan Rickman, Patricia Cornwell, Simon Doonan and Michael Shannon just to name a few! ($30) Event Website

(Barnes & Noble 82nd St, 2289 Broadway at 82nd St, New York, NY 10024) (7pm) Charles Silverstein, writer (The Joy of Gay Sex), therapist and pioneer who helped convince the American Psychological Association being gay is not an illness, discusses his memoir, For the Ferryman, with Perry Bass, activist and prolific gay writer. (FREE) Event Website

(Snapple Theater Center, 210 W 50th St, New York, NY 10019) (11pm) ICONS is a wildly entertaining trip through pop culture that recreates your favorite music videos, legendary performances, and unforgettable moments that turned the stars into ICONS! Featuring performances from Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Madonna, Britney, Whitney, Janet, Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Michael Jackson, Tina Turner, and more. ($40) Event Website

(106th St. & Madison Ave) (10:30am) A time-honored procession through the streets of El Barrio. Spirit and joy abound as they parade with camels, music, colorful puppets, dancing, and parrandas on this magical day. The parade route begins at 106th St. and Madison Ave. and ends at 115th St and Park Ave. (FREE) Event Website

(Cheim & Read, 547 West 25th St, New York, NY 10001) (Fr 8pm, Sa 10am, Su noon) benefit show and sale of original, postcard-sized works on paper by established and emerging artists. All works are sold on a first-come, first-served basis. The works are signed on the back and exhibited so the artists' signatures cannot be seen. While buyers receive a list of all participating artists, they don't know who created which piece until purchased. All proceeds support the programs of Visual AIDS. ($5) Event Website

(See website for details & locations) (Varies) Featuring over 60 different jazz groups during the Arts Presenters (APAP) conference. Similar to past years the festival will provide an opportunity for artists to showcase in front of presenters, promoters, talent buyers, educators, musicians and avid fans. Event Website

(Madison Square Garden, 4 Penn Plaza, New York, NY 10001) (Fr & Sa 8pm, Su 1pm) The event will feature the top 40 bull riders in the world as they go head to head against the toughest bulls that the PBR has to offer! Jam packed with thrills and spills, pyrotechnics, and rock & roll music as the superstars of the PBR are all riding to win the coveted event title. ($17+) Event Website

(reRun Theater, 147 Front Street, Brooklyn, NY 11201) (See website for details) World theatrical premiere of "Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same," which debuted at Sundance. “A hilarious date movie for couples of all orientations.” -Justin Lowe, Hollywood Reporter “Sweet, funny, clever comedy seeks crossover” would be the Craigslist come- on for “Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same,” and it may well come true via Madeleine Olnek’s wry homage to ’50s sci-fi, urban dating and interspecies romance.”Codependent” could pass as a family film, given the right family. -John ($7) (718-766-9110) funnymovies@earthlink.net Event Website

(TRIAD THEATER, 158 W. 72ND ST, New York, NY 10023, 212-362-2590) (FR 9pm & Sa 7pm) Before the show, all attendees are given cards to write the title of a song on. It could be a real song, or a fake one, and as expected, all the songs performed were ones with made-up titles. Ranging from such classics as “Shave my beard and rub my toes,” to “T2 (2X Tempo),” the members of the cast perform on the spot and afterward, the crowd picks their favorite song. ($20GA) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm - 10pm) It’s speed-dating with a unique twist: answer four questions about your interests, values, and lifestyle, and get assigned to four different groups of men who gave answers similar to yours. Also meet guys one-on-one in a free mingling period. Finally, write a list of the men you want to date, and minutes later you find out your mutual matches. ($20) (212-946-1548) bfm@bfmaterialny.com Event Website

(Bryant Park, 25 West 40th St, New York, NY 10018) (5pm - 6pm) special performnaces, presented by Iced Pink Inc, with Olympic Skaters Emily Hughes, Kimmie Meissner, Nicole Bobek, Melissa Gregory and Denis Petukhov. The evening will be emceed by Olympic Skaters JoJo Starbuck and Timothy Goebel. Are you an avid skater and dreamed with skating with the pros? Event Website

(Laurie Beechman Theatre/Westbank Café, 407 W. 42nd Street between 9th and 10th, Subway: ACE to 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036) (7pm) Adam Shenk, a pop/soul artist and acclaimed songwriter presents a night of orginal music. Featuring a full band and special guests. Adorable gay singer-songwriter Shenk plays tunes from his recent album, Suitcases, and much more at tonight's show. ($15 + $15 minimum) Event Website

(Brooklyn Museum, 200 Eastern Pkwy, Brooklyn, NY 11238) (5pm - 10pm) Drag performer Peppermint will host a sing-along screening of Rent. Artist Lyle Ashton Harris discusses works by himself and others in HIDE/SEEK: Difference and Desire in American Portraiture. Learn the art of portraiture by sketching from a live model. Folk rock singer-songwriter Melissa Ferrick performs selections from her new album, Still Right Here. Jonathan Katz, curator of HIDE/SEEK, speaks about the exhibition. (FREE) Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (9:30pm) Developed in the psychedelic performance venue of Kenny Scharf’s Cosmic Cavern, Matt Wilson’s The Ventriloquist Circle dives into the madcap world of legendary adult-film star, Hugh Cox. After Mr. Cox is found murdered of the set of his latest film, the ensuing investigation devolves into the bastard-child of a Happening and an episode of Law & Order. Like stumbling through hyperlinks of a Google search, The Ventriloquist Circle is an investigation into the internet’s democratization of taboo to the point of banality —the aesthetics of a BDSM conference at a Holiday Inn. ($15/$18 @ door/ Stu/ sen$12/$15 @ door) (212-219-0736) contact@dixonplace.org Event Website

(Town Hall, 123 West 43rd, New York, NY 10036) (8pm) Campbell's hits include John Hartford's "Gentle on My Mind", Jimmy Webb's "By the Time I Get to Phoenix", "Wichita Lineman" and "Galveston", Larry Weiss's "Rhinestone Cowboy" and Allen Toussaint's "Southern Nights". ($35+) Event Website

(See website for details & locations) (10am - 2pm) Bring your holiday tree to a designated city park to be recycled into mulch that will nourish plantings across the city! Remember to remove all lights and ornaments before bringing the tree to a MulchFest site Event Website

(Laurie Beechman Theatre/Westbank Café, 407 W. 42nd Street between 9th and 10th, Subway: ACE to 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036) (7pm) Adam Shenk, a pop/soul artist and acclaimed songwriter presents a night of orginal music, featuring full band and special guests. ($15 cover/ 2 drink minimum) Event Website

(Stella Manhattan Bistro, 213 Front St, South Street Seaport, New York, NY 10038) (5pm - 9pm) Learn to tango without traditional gender roles at this class and mixer. Beginners are welcome (a lesson is included) and no partner is required. Strictly Traditional Argentine Tango is presenting all levels classes for the Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender community and their friends. ($15) Event Website

(Baryshnikov Arts Center, 450 W. 37th Street, New York, NY 10018) (See website for details) In Young Jean Lee's latest experiment, UNTITLED FEMINIST SHOW, six charismatic performers take the audience on an exhilarating and disorienting journey through an array of unexpected possibilities, heightening our awareness of the gap between what we think we are and what we could be. Please note this performance contains nudity. ($15+) (2123523101) boxoffice@ps122.org Event Website

(Webster Hall, 125 East 11th St, New York, NY 10003) (7pm - midnight) 12 artists, 3 stages, one night! Keen to find global performers—both veterans and newcomers—perfectly poised for wider notoriety, globalFEST throws one of the year’s best international music parties while expanding the horizons of musicians and audiences alike. ($40) Event Website

(See website for details & locations) This annual display of chaos and joy on the train keeps getting bigger. If you haven’t joined in yet, but always wanted to, make it a New Year’s resolution and experience the city like you’ve never experienced it before—as a walking peep show. Event Website

(City Center, 131 West 55th St, New York, NY 10019) (7pm) Studio 5 at City Center utilizes in-studio performances and an interactive format to take the audience beyond the proscenium and deep into the worlds of dance and musical theater. The acclaimed choreographer in conversation, featuring excerpts of his works performed by distinguished guest artists. ($20) (212.581.1212) citytix@nycitycenter.org Event Website

(Barnes & Noble 82nd St, 2289 Broadway at 82nd St, New York, NY 10024) (7pm) James Hormel discusses his new book, Fit to Serve, and his private and public struggles to become the first openly gay United States ambassador. (FREE) Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (7:30pm & 9:30pm) Scream Along with Billy, the legendary Provincetown cabaret act, bring their rock-n-roll repertoire and bad behavior back to Dixon Place. Called "Mesmerizing" by the New Yorker, and "Brave" by John Waters, each of the four shows will be completely different, and equally disturbing. Audience participation is expected and children are not allowed. ($5 at the door) (212-219-0736) contact@dixonplace.org Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm) The new gay comedy by Daniel Neudell asks the very gay question: can kinky sex and romance coexist? Of course the answer is yes! A casual late night pickup in a Manhattan leather bar leads to more than either guy bargained for. What happens when you’ve lent your ex all your toys and then you forget to lock the door? Starring Josh Berresford, series regular Cory on here! Television’s Dante’s Cove. ($12) Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (9:30pm) Bridget Everett hits the stage with a live band and a bottle of booze to sing all her favorite love songs and share the stories of the men that made her ... feel? From tender moments to prison sex, come get inside her. Special guests include Murray Hill and more! ($20) Event Website

(92YTribeca, 00 Hudson St, New York, NY 10012) (9pm) Emmy-winning writer and Executive Producer Rory Albanese gathers fellow stand up comedians from inside The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and convinces them to journey below Canal Street to perform live comedy for you at 92YTribeca. The show features Rory along with Adam Lowitt, Jenna Kim Jones, Hallie Haglund and more. And you never know who might drop in! ($12) Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (7:30pm) Drama of Works presents Leakey’s Ladies, a multidisciplinary exploration of three extraordinary women and the apes they followed, loved and fought for. ($16/$20 @ door/$12 stu/sen) (212-219-0736) contact@dixonplace.org Event Website

(TAGG BYC, 720 9th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (7pm - 10pm) A social event for LGBT Young Professionals. Learn about the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force and the important work we're doing in achieving full LGBT equality. Open vodka bar and hors d'oeuvres 20% shopping discounts for OUTlook guests. Ticket includes a one-year membership in the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force. ($40/$50 @ door) Event Website

(the cell, 338 W. 23rd Street, New York, NY 10011) (9pm) Kaitlin vents her particular snarky observations about being raised by her Gay Dad (being the official Original “Gayby”); the whimsy of the Dating Scene; College Life AKA The Joys of the Bang Bus; Consequences of a Bikram Yoga Devotee; and Life with her pet rabbit, Caligula in her NYC Hell’s Kitchen studio apartment. ($10) Event Website

(Brooklyn Bowl, 61 Wythe Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211) (3pm) All 185 Original Beatles Songs Performed Live in one day with dozens of guest singers! Bring a Ukulele 2-3PM get in free and play along onstage for the first 2 songs. Adam Levy, Julian Velard, Casey Shea, The Ramblers, Leah Seigel, Chris Cubeta and The Liars Club, Alyson Greenfield, Bill Sims, Jr., Jingle Punks Orchestra...plus more stars they can't reveal yet! ($10) Event Website

(30 Lexington Ave, Btw 23rd & 24th Sts, 5th Fl, New York, NY 10016) (8pm) Funny guys Adam Sank and Brad Loekle once again take it all off at this Daniel Nardicio naked comedy production. This time, they're joined by Peter D and Brian Barry. Clothing is optional for the audience as well; complimentary vodka drinks will lower your inhibitions and perhaps your drawers. ($30) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm - 10pm) It’s a fun, unique singles event: answer four questions about your interests, values, and lifestyle, and get assigned to four different groups of women who gave answers similar to yours. Also meet one-on-one in a free mingling period. Finally, write a list of the women you want to date, and minutes later you find out your mutual matches. Girlfriend Material is a way to meet women you are compatible with,. ($20) (212-971-1084) gfm@gfmaterialny.com Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (9pm - 1am) You remember the 80s? Don’t you? Live’ em again! Expect to hear all your favs from Janet & Donna, to Prince & Tina to Michael & Boy George and of course Madonna. And don’t forget your headbands and legwarmers! ($10) Event Website

(Lincoln Center, 70 Lincoln Center Plaza, New York, NY 10023) (8:30pm) Composer and lyricist of Broadway and Off Broadway won Tony Awards and shaped decades of musical theater with shows like Falsettos and The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. composer and lyricist of Broadway and Off Broadway won Tony Awards and shaped decades of musical theater with shows like Falsettos and The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. ($35+) Event Website

(LQ, 511 Lexington Ave, New York, NY 10017) (3:30pm - 8:30pm) Another year of toe-tapping/hip-wiggling dance events, created by SAGE for the good company of women of all ages/all backgrounds. DJ Susan Levin be will be creating the beat with a wide selection of music for the ages - from the romantic oldies to the new hip-hop, ($20/$25 @ door) Event Website

(Aspen, CO) Celebrating it’s 35th year, they are going to blow out all the stops for this big anniversary and continue to be the premier GLBT winter travel event. At decade-themed parties, they'll be giving away prizes for the best costumes so pack your retro gear for the party of the winter! If you enjoy skiing, snowboarding, dining, shopping, music, comedy and more. Event Website

(NBC) (8pm) Will be seen in more than 160 countries worldwide and is one of the few awards ceremonies that spans both television and motion picture achievements. The special will be produced by Dick Clark Productions in association with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Event Website

(Brooklyn Borough Hall & Plaza, 209 Joralemon St, Brooklyn, NY 11201) (10am - 6pm) With the extraordinary support of Borough President Marty Markowitz and his staff, Brooklyn Community Pride Center is moving full-steam ahead with our Wedding Expo. Event Website

(Symphony Space, 2537 Broadway at 95th St, New York, NY 10025) (6:30pm) Each year the JCC presents the powerful work of artists whose vision coincides with King's voice for justice, peace and civil rights. Don't miss this annual event featuring a line-up of visionary performers. (FREE) Event Website

(BAM Howard Gilman Opera House, 30 Lafayette Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11201) (10:30am) Keynote speaker Dennis M. Walcott, chancellor of the New York City Department of Education. Musical performances by Toshi Reagon and BIGLovely and The Institutional Radio Choir C.O.G.I.C. of Brooklyn round out the program. Following the event in the Opera House, BAM Rose Cinemas presents a free screening of the film The Black Power Mixtape 1967—1975. Featuring never-before-seen interviews with many leaders of the Black Power Movement

(5th Ave from 61st St to 86th St) (1pm) The Martin Luther King Jr. Day Parade began in 1959 to honor war dead and took place in Harlem. It moved to 5th Ave in 1964, and was dedicated to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. after he was assassinated in 1968.

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(NBC) (8pm) Watch Betty White, celebrate her very special milestone. Among the famous faces who will be in attendance at the historic Biltmore Hotel in downtown Los Angeles for the taping: Mary Tyler Moore, Carol Burnett, William Shatner and Hugh Jackman, plus current members of the NBC family including Jay Leno, Amy Poehler and Joel McHale. Also, Betty's former co-stars from The Mary Tyler Moore Show will also be on hand, with Ed Asner, Valerie Harper and Gavin MacLeod. Event Website

(Barnes & Noble, Union Square, Union Square, New York, NY 10003) (7:30pm) Brutal regimes that had been in power for many decades were suddenly swarmed by unstoppable mobs of freedom-seekers. Now, Wael Ghonim, one of the key figures behind the Egyptian uprising, talks with Arianna Huffington about what happened and presents lessons for all of us on how to unleash the power of crowds. (FREE) Event Website

(Stowe, Vermont) (See website for details) Celebrate 5 days of Wintry Bliss with hundreds of GLBT enthusiasts from across the country and beyond. Discounts on lift tickets, ski/board lessons, rental equipment & spa treatments. Organized snowshoe hikes with Umiak Outdoor Outfitters and much more! Event Website

(Barnes & Noble E 86th St, 150 East 86th St, New York, NY 10028) (6pm - 9 pm) Tony-winning Linda Lavin performs selections from Possibilities, her new CD featuring jazz, pop and theater standards. She will be joined by special guests Billy Stritch, Steve Doyle and Steve Bakunas. (FREE) Event Website

(David H. Koch Theater, @ Lincoln Center, Broadway at 64th Street, New York, NY 10023) (Varies) The legendary Sir Paul McCartney and Ballet Master in Chief Peter Martins join together for a hallmark collaboration. Ocean’s Kingdom marks the first time that McCartney has composed for dance, and Martins’ choreography will follow the music’s libretto of a romance between lovers from conflicting kingdoms. With costumes designed by another McCartney, renowned fashion designer Stella. ($29+) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (6pm) Seeking a Summer Share? Whatever your budget, you’ll find tempting offerings in every category - quarter-share, half-share, full share. Skip the sign-in line, speed your admission and make the most of each and every Center Share-a-Thon: register online now. ($15) Event Website

(Stepping Out Studios, 37 West 26th St, New York, NY 10010) (4pm - 7pm) An afternoon of two-step, line dance, east and west coast swing, waltz, shadow and more. All to the sounds of DJ Andrew ($12) Event Website

(9th Space Theater, 150 1st Avenue, New York, NY 10003) (8pm) SILENCE! The Musical is a hilarious parody based on the Academy Award winning film. Rookie FBI agent Clarice Starling matches wits with the brilliant but insane cannibal, Dr. Hannibal Lecter in order to catch the serial killer known as Buffalo Bill. Special post show LGBT Night reception. Directly following the 8PM performance, head over to La Palapa East Village (77 Saint Mark’s Place) for the reception and enjoy one complimentary Frozen Margarita. ($35 with LGBT35 code) Event Website

(Leslie-Lohman Museum of Gay and Lesbian Art, 26 Wooster St, New York, NY 10013) (6pm - 8pm) A staged reading of an original screenplay by Patrick Askin "Nick and Nicky" is a modern day gay comedy inspired by the classic Hollywood comedies of the 1930s Cast includes: Patrick Askin, Brian Tweedy, Barbara Rosenblat, Theis Weckesser, Devin Talbott, Derek Flics, Adrienne Opalka, Julie Berndt, Alina Sokolova and Jeremy Lawrence Directed by RICHARD SABELLI (FREE) (212-431-2609) patrickwaskin@hotmail.com Event Website

(Wild Project, 195 East 3rd Street, New York, NY 1009) (8pm) Gay wrestling! Raucous church choirs! Cheerleader blood baths! Live rock'n'roll and horny suburban housewives all to song and dance! Created by B-Movie filmmaker and NYC’s answer to John Waters, Lola Rock-N-Rolla. Starring Michael Formika Jones, Brandon Olson and many more! ($15) Event Website

(69th Regiment Armory, 68 Lexington Avenue @ 26th St., NYC, NY 10010) (Fr & Sa 10am-7pm; Su 11am-5pm) The Armory has become a mainstay of Americana Week in New York. Featuring 100 select exhibits of fine and affordable American & European antiques, period furniture, Americana, folk art, garden & architectural artifacts, fine art and prints, and the list goes on. ($15) Event Website

(Christ & St. Stephen’s Church, 120 West 69th Street, new york, NY 10023) (7pm - 9 pm) Dramatic Mezzo Soprano Eugenie Grunewald has an internationally acclaimed career in such houses as Lyric Opera of Chicago, San Francisco Opera, NYCO, Hamburg Staatsoper, Barcelona Liceu, Madrid Teatro Real, Opera Toulouse and more. Her heart also has a passion for working with young singers on their career development as well as coaching them dramatically in their audition repertoire and role preparation. Known for her own dramatic capabilities she is sought after to present her Masterclasses for Young Artists in opera companies, universities and private studios across the United States. ($10 @ door) (212-260-1796) ChelseaOpera@aol.com Event Website

(Roy Arias Theater, 300 W. 43rd St., 5th Fl (@ 8th Ave.), New York, NY 10036) (Fr 6pm/ sa ; Sat 8pm) This short comedy/drama tells the story of Joe, a gay New Yorker enjoying an extended holiday in Rome, Italy. Like any foreigner who visits the Eternal City, Joe's daily life is filled with ever-changing sensorial delights – culture shock at its best! But it is not until he happens upon the tiny, candle-lit Garbo Bar – hidden on a small cobblestoned street in the ancient quarter of Trastevere – that his emotional adventure truly begins! Funny and heartfelt, "Garbo" explores why life and love may be better lived outside the closet... even (or especially) in the shadow of the Vatican! Written by Joe Gulla, directed by Brian Rardin ($18 /$20 @ door)

(9th Space Theater, 150 1st Avenue, New York, NY 10003) (See website for details) Prey or victim? A scandalous incident in Horatio Alger's past may affect his future. A "ripped from the headlines" story, the saga of Horatio Alger did not start and end with his "rags to riches" stories. On a Spring Night in 1870, Horatio Alger visits his friend, future psychoanalyst William James to reveal a startling secret about his past. ($18 /$15 Stu & Sen) (212-995-5302) tickets@metropolitanplayhouse.org Event Website

(Jacob Javits Center, 655 West 34th St, New York, NY 10001) (Fr noon, Sa & Su 9am) BMW, Ducati, Harley-Davidson, Honda, Kawasaki, KYMCO, Suzuki, Vectrix, Vespa, Victory and more have all utilized the International Motorcycle Shows® to unveil new motorcycles and concept vehicles to the world. ($18) Event Website

(Montclair State University, 1 Normal Ave, Montclair, NJ 07043) (8pm -11pm) The hilarious JUDY GOLD, hot of her one-woman B'way show will be returning to her stand-up roots in Montclair, NJ, for one night of uproarious laughter ! Judy is coming back to New "Jewsey"...you won't want to miss this show ! ($30) (973-907-6059) womentwowomen@aol.com Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm -10pm) It’s speed-dating with a unique twist: answer four questions about your interests, values, and lifestyle, and get assigned to four different groups of men who gave answers similar to yours. Also meet guys one-on-one in a free mingling period. Finally, write a list of the men you want to date, and minutes later you find out your mutual matches. Boyfriend Material is a fun, unique way to meet men you are compatible with. ($20) (212-971-1084) bfm@bfmaterialny.com Event Website

(West Chelsea Arts Building, 526 West 26th St. (10th & 11th Ave.), New York, NY 10001) (1pm - 3pm) Visit 7 exhibits of cutting-edge painting, sculpture, electronic media & photography, by gay & lesbian artists and others of interest to a queer sensibility, led by a former gay studies professor and art critic for the New York Blade. While you’re there, socialize with arts-oriented gay men & lesbians! ($20) (212-946-1548) tours@nygallerytours.com Event Website

(Boardwalk Hall, 2301 Boardwalk, Atlantic City, NJ 08401) (8pm) Host Carson Kressley will rejoin the pageant in 2012 with special guest star Martha Wash (The Weather Girls), feature performer Erika Schiff, along with the Melanie Rice Orchestra. ($45+) Event Website

(Pier 94, 711 12th Ave, New York, NY 10019) (Sa 9-5 & Su10-5) Americana at the Piers features 200 antiques dealers selling fine American antiques. Including 18th & 19th century American and European furniture, folk art, fine art, outsider art, quilts, silver, art glass, paintings, prints, porcelains and much more. New this January - BOOK ALLEY, a special section of antiquarian, art and collectible books. ($15) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (6pm - 9pm) Come celebrate the year of the Dragon with good friends, complimentary dinner, a full bar, special performances, and awesome surprises! This event is meant to be affordable, yet classy - and is open to everyone over the age of 18. The event is focused on celebrating Queer API hertiage and hopes to bring together the larger API and LGBTQ communities. ($40+) Event Website

(Brooklyn Terrace Bar atop the ALOFT Hotel, 216-228 Duffield Street, Brookyln, NY 11211) (2:30pm - 7:30pm) Come down for the second Summit Sundays Low Tea, Brooklyn's own gay, lesbian and str8 friendly Pop music party. Once a month, gather with friends at Brooklyn Terrace for Sunday afternoon fun, 24 stories atop the Aloft Brooklyn Hotel. Enjoy breathtaking views, stunning sunsets and drink specials at Brooklyn's newest low tea event. Who says you can't party and be home early enough to start your work week on Monday? (FREE) (718-614-5361) pierre@gaycenter.org Event Website

(City Winery, 155 Varick St (btw Spring & Vandam), New York City, NY 10013) (6pm) Formerly the John Lennon Song Project, a unique and compelling 8-piece ensemble that celebrates the genius and artistry of the music icon. The band has arranged exquisite renditions of Lennon’s song compositions from his years with the Fab Four as well as those from his solo years, often inspiring a whole new appreciation for the music. ($25+) Event Website

(Cedar Lake Theater, 547 West 26th Street, New York, NY 10001) (6:30pm & 8:30pm) Continuing to draw a versatile lineup of talented companies and artists performing everything from Broadway and hip-hop to contemporary ballet and modern. A platform for performers to showcase their artistry and support for Dancers Responding to AIDS, a program of Broadway Cares. Event Website

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(Barnes & Noble E 86th St, 150 East 86th St, New York, NY 10028) (7pm) Actor, author and radio host Seth Rudetsky takes the Live at B&N stage for a book reading featuring Rudetsky and Broadway's Kerry Butler, Matt Cavenaugh and Rory O'Malley. (FREE) Event Website

(The Players, 16 Gramercy Park S, New York, NY 10018) (7pm - 9pm) Where you in the Garden of Eden? Are you sure? Join us for Shaw's epic comedy, BACK TO METHUSELAH: Part One. A series of plays about the entire history of the world that hasn't happened yet. With an all-star cast. Part Two (separate plays that don't require seeing both parts) will perform on February 27th. Don't miss this unique opportunity to experience this wild and wooly play by the brilliant GBS. With Daniel Davis, Emily Skinner, Brent Barrett and more! (430) (212-352-3101) info@gingoldgroup.com Event Website

(Magnet Theater, 254 West 29th Street, New York, NY 10001) (7pm) Funny lady Amy Beckerman (host of Dykes on Mics) serves up this shameless, autobiographical solo show. ($5) Event Website

(Leslie-Lohman Museum of Gay and Lesbian Art, 26 Wooster St, New York, NY 10013) (6pm - 8pm) No Secret Anymore! is a film that reveals the inspiring lives of Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon, partners in love and political struggle for more than 50 years, and their public activism as well as their charming and very funny private relationship. Del and Phyllis advanced the rights of women, lesbians, gay, bisexual, and transgender (lgbt) people. Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon, partners in love and political struggle for more than 50 years, are recognized as founders of the modern lesbian civil rights movement. (FREE) (212-431-2609) info@leslielohman.org Event Website

(92nd Street Y, 1395 Lexington Ave, New York, NY 10128) (8pm) Walter Isaacson, author of a new biography of Steve Jobs, discusses the significance of Jobs’s contributions to the business world and explains his drive as it revolutionized six industries: personal computers, animated movies, music, phones, tablet computing and digital publishing. ($41) Event Website

(SOHO Grand, 310 West Broadway, New York, NY 10013) (6pm - pm) A new year, new people to meet and connect with! Meet your next potential business partners! ($25/$35 @ door) Event Website

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(Joyce Theater, 175 8th Ave, New York, NY 10011) (See website for details) an evening that celebrates Sly and the Family Stone’s groundbreaking, visceral, powerful music, and the struggles and celebration of everyday people. Dorfman and Sly and the Family Stone find common purpose in the prophetic possibilities of music and dance that invite everyday people to find ardor in the muck and mess –– the funk –– of life. Prophets of Funk seeks to lift up the spirit of Sly: insisting that in the face of this funk, there are still hopes and aspirations that reside in all of us. ($10+) Event Website

(Radio City Music Hall, 1260 6th Ave, New York, NY 10020) (8pm & 11pm) The Museum of Modern Art has commissioned artist/musician Antony to conceive, produce, and perform a large-scale concert and performance event, Swanlights, with Antony and the Johnsons. Featuring a 60-piece orchestra, the performance piece is conceived as a new commission especially developed for this performance, and an evolution of the highly acclaimed The Crying Light, which was presented at the Manchester Opera House for the 2009 Manchester International Festival. ($40+) Event Website

(Radio City Music Hall, 1260 6th Ave, New York, NY 10020) (8pm) The Museum of Modern Art has commissioned artist/musician Antony to conceive, produce, and perform a large-scale concert and performance event, Swanlights, with Antony and the Johnsons. Featuring a 60-piece orchestra, the performance piece is conceived as a new commission especially developed for this performance, and an evolution of the highly acclaimed The Crying Light, which was presented at the Manchester Opera House for the 2009 Manchester International Festival. ($40+) Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (9pm) American folk/blues musician Toshi Reagon plays hits from her popular band Big Lovely, favorite cover songs and sacred music with surprise special guests. ($25) Event Website

(Theater for the New City, 155 First Ave, New York, NY 10003) (Fr & Sa 8pm, Su 3pm) Dances, stories and traditional music from the Iroquois and Native Peoples of the Northwest Coast, the Southwest, the Plains, and the Arctic regions. ($10) Event Website

(New Amsterdam Theatre, 214 West 42nd St, New York, NY 10036) (Fr % Sa 7pm, Sa 2pm, Su 2pm) Theater Artemis’-Hertogenbosch, Netherlands fearless stage adaptation of Emily Brontë's sweeping love story. Played on a spare set evoking the wild and mysterious nature of the moors, this contemporary production exposes the timeless nature and inescapable power of the classic novel. ($14+) Event Website

(Duplex, 61 Christopher St, New York, NY 10014) (Fr 7pm & Sa 9:30pm) Despite two decades of psychotherapy from Dr. Lorna Gallo (Peter Lappin), Noah A. (Michael Hanko) still suffers from wrenching emotional imbalance whenever he meets a potential boyfriend. In this hilarious and heart-warming musical comedy, Dr. Lorna pulls out some unorthodox therapeutic tools in a last, desperate attempt to lead Noah to insight — which he actually achieves, in a very unusual way. Hear old favorites from the Great American Songbook in a startling new context! ($15 + 2 drink minimum) Event Website

(New York City Lab School, 333 West 17th Street, New York, NY 10011) (7pm) A sober evening of great fun....come vote for Miss Sobriety 2012! ($25) Event Website

(la.venue, 608 West 28th St, New York, NY 10001) (noon - 4pm & 5:30 - 9:30pm) The all-you-care-to-taste extravaganza is being held in two sessions: The Bacon Session from Noon – 4pm and The Whole Hog Session from 5:30pm – 9:30pm. All ticket holders will receive a souvenir glass to sample over 60 beers and 40 bourbons while enjoying bluegrass music and seminars from Bourbon Master Distillers, Master Brewers from Internationally renowned breweries and Pitmasters from the South. Guests will enjoy tasting all types of barbecue, Southern cuisine and lots of bacon. ($95) Event Website

(Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 West 18th St, New York, NY 10011) (10am - 5pm) One week-end only! Save up to 75%! Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (6:30pm) A special one night event celebrating the release of Suzzy Roche's novel, Wayward Saints (Hyperion). Suzzy's guest performers and authors include Loudon Wainwright, Lucy Wainwright (singer/songwriter daughter of Suzzy & Loudon), Dick Connette, Meg Wolitzer and Patty Marx. Rich with wild and quirky characters, Wayward Saints is a tender, emotionally complex, and hilarious look at how the past always bumps up against the present. Punctuated by insider pokes at the music business (written by someone who's been there), as well as loving flourishes about family, faith, and the unpredictability of talent, the novel touches on the very deep pain of loss, and the possi ($10 GA $50 Dixon Place benefit ticket includes a signed copy of the book) (212-219-0736) contact@dixonplace.org Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (9:30pm) Performing artist James Jackson Jr presents a concert of gender defying songs, ramblings from the pages of his diary and an evening like no other. There will be worship, there will be fire, there will be living. James Jackson, Jr. was undergraduately reared by lesbians in the New England Berkshires after artistically growing up in Boston. The shoes; Birkenstocks. The music; Indigo, Simone, Franklin, and Difranconian. The relationships; many, lost, and strong. ($12/$15 @ door) Event Website

(Chelsea Market, 75 9th Ave, New York, NY 10011) (7pm - 9:30pm) The ultimate celebration of chili, beer and all things spicy is taking over New York City's culinary epicenter, Chelsea Market. Each ticket gives you access to a 500-foot concourse of chili, served by dozens of NYC's best restaurants and cutting edge chefs, all competing for the Golden Chili Mug 2012 title. Sam Adams is matching 4 of their favorite chili-eating beers to accompany your adventurous mouths. TICKETS MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE. ($45 - $55) Event Website

(TRIAD THEATER, 158 W. 72ND ST, New York, NY 10023, 212-362-2590) (7pm) Written by Seth Rudetsky and Jack Plotnick, featuring your favorite songs and disasters from the '70s. A 1970's disaster movie musical featuring all of your favorite songs from the decade, as well as your favorite 1970's movie disasters. It's 1979 and the partygoers at a glamorous casino docked in the Hudson river suddenly have to deal with an earthquake, fire, tidal wave, killer bees and more! Who will survive? Who will find love? Who will sing the best 1970's hit song? Find out at...DISASTER! ($40) Event Website

(Mott, Canal & Bayard Sts) (1pm) The parade usually winds throughout Chinatown along Mott, Canal, and Bayard streets, and along East Broadway. The spectacle features elaborate floats, marching bands, lion and dragon dances galore, Asian musicians, magicians, acrobats and procession by local organizations. (FREE) Event Website

(Town Hall, 123 West 43rd, New York, NY 10036) (7pm) Chosen by more than two dozen distinguished critics and experts that cover the worlds of cabaret, comedy and jazz, the winners are invited to come to Town Hall and, rather than make acceptance speeches, they perform to show why they were chosen. For the most audience-friendly of all award shows. ($25+) Event Website

(See website for details & locations) (FREE) ONE NIGHT. 3,000 NEW YORKERS. LET'S MAKE IT COUNT. The NYC Department of Homeless Services will be conducting the Homeless Outreach Population Estimate (HOPE) and thousands of volunteers are needed to canvass parks, subways, and other public spaces to count the number of people living unsheltered in the city. Just one night of your time will help us collect vital information that is used by outreach teams to help homeless people leave the streets for a better life. Training provided. Event Website

(IFC, 323 Sixth Ave at West 3rd St, New York, NY 10003) (8pm) On the 20th anniversary of James Dean’s death, a group of female fans reunite to reminisce about happy days gone by. Staring Cher in her first breakthrough role, along with icons Karen Black, Sandy Dennis, and Kathy Bates. It’s also one of only a few Altman films to feature an LGBT main character. ($13) Event Website

(Baryshnikov Arts Center, 450 W. 37th Street, New York, NY 10018) (8pm-11pm) Six charismatic stars of the downtown theater, dance, cabaret, and burlesque worlds come together to invite the audience on an exhilarating, nearly wordless journey through expressions of a fluid and limitless sense of identity. Conceived & directed by Young Jean Lee. Featuring Becca Blackwell, World Famous *BOB*, Amelia Zirin-Brown, Hilary Clark, Katy Pyle & Regina Rocke. Choreography by Faye Driscoll, Morgan Gould & Young Jean Lee, in collaboration with the performers. Please note this performance contains nudity. ($15-25) Event Website

(Gallery Bar, 120 Orchard St, New York, NY, NY 10003) (6:30pm -10pm) To celebrate the Black LGBT Community Spotlight, I’m From Driftwood invites you to join us for a preview celebration on January 31st at Gallery Bar from 6:30pm to 10pm. You will get a sneak peak at these powerful written and video stories, and also enjoy a one hour open bar sponsored by El Dorado Rum, great tunes spun by hot DJ Missy B., a silent auction and raffle with prizes donated by Babeland, tickets from the Broadway musicals Memphis and Disney’s The Lion King, tickets to NYC museums, an iPod from TekServe, a Mark Fisher personal fitness package, an art piece donated by Avram Finkelstein, a year’s subscription to Ikons Magazine and lots more. ($10/$15 @ door/VIP $100)

(92YTribeca, 00 Hudson St, New York, NY 10012) (7pm) oin filmmaker and Tribeca resident Ed Burns for candid conversation and select clips from his newest film, Newlyweds. Newlyweds is Burns’ sixth film to premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival and was the closing night selection for 2011. And, like many of his movies, it was inspired by – and shot in and around – Burns’ Tribeca neighborhood. Hear about the movie Burns calls his “love letter to Tribeca” and about his inspiration for this film. ($18) Event Website

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(Gotham Comedy Club, 208 West 23rd St (btwn 7 & 8th Aves), New York, NY 10011, 212.367.9000, Venue Website) (8:30pm - 10:00pm) Somewhere over the rainbow there's no place like Homo Comicus featuring great gay and gay-friendly comics, including Judy Gold, Sherry Davey, Jackson Ross Best, Jr. and Dana Goldberg. Hosted by Bob Montgomery ($20 + 2 beverage min.) (212-367-9000) homocomicus@gmail.com Event Website