December 2011

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (7:30pm) LAVA investigates relationships between women, amongst trees, along ropes and through hoops. The company embarks into uncharted territory with collaborative dialogues that allow them to use their acrobatic strength and agility, their feminist street-smarts, and their intimate relationships with visual artists and musicians to create choreography and performance that will liberate and elevate all of us. ATLAS is commissioned and presented by Dixon Place with public funds from the New York State Council on the Arts, a State Agency; and the City of New York Department of Cultural Affairs; and with private funds from the Mertz Gilmore Foundation. ($15/$18 @ door) (212 228-0705) contact@dixonplace.com Event Website

(In the Life Studios, 184 5th Ave, New York, NY 10010) (6:30pm) In The Life Media and its Leadership Council will host a special reception to commemorate the ongoing battle against HIV/AIDS and inspire hope for a future free from the disease. The evening will be dedicated to connection, reflection and a reminder of our shared goals in this globaland deeply personalfight: Zero new HIV infections Zero discrimination Zero AIDS-related deaths Event Website

(Washington Square Park, 5th Ave at Washington Sq North, New York, NY 10003) (5:30pm) Lights to be extinguished throughout New York City at participating landmarks. ,Liza Minnelli, Kenneth Cole, New York City Council Speaker Christine C. Quinn, Stockard Channing, Tyson Beckford, the Broadway Inspirational Voices choir, and others will lead an event to extinguish the lights on the historic Washington Square Park Memorial Arch (FREE) Event Website

(Highline Ballroom, 431 West 16th St, New York, NY 10011) (7:30pm) Acknowledging the extraordinary and all too often unrecognized contributions of women in the fight for full LGBTQ equality. Stonewall Honors takes notice of the remarkable women – lesbian, bisexual, straight, transgender, and queer – who have worked hard to advance the well-being of the LGBTQ community in New York City. ($95+) Event Website

(Park Avenue Armory, 643 Park Ave, New York, NY 10065) (7:30pm) Following his creative exploration as a Park Avenue Armory Artist-in- Residence, Artistic Director Shen Wei and his company, Shen Wei Dance Arts, performs a bold world premiere work that heralds the next direction for the ensemble. Created during the Company’s 16-month residency at the Armory, Undivided Divided combines handcrafted scenic elements with expansive digital projection in a performance that makes dynamic use of the boundless possibilities available in the Wade Thompson Drill Hall. ($35) (212-933-5812) Event Website

(St Augustine Church, 116 6th Avenue, Park Slope, Brooklyn, NY 11215) (7pm - 9pm) World AIDS Day interfaith service and reception. Keynote speaker is Dan Tietz, Executive Director at AIDS Community Research Initiative of America. Accompanying music provided by Music Director, Steve Vaughan and Soloist, Ann Beirne. Also, on display will be a set Byzantine inspired icon paintings by Matt Kirby. (FREE) (516.220.7299) anthony_zuco@yahoo.com

(J. Crew, 260 Fifth Ave., New York, NY 10001) (10am - 6pm) 60% off retail on the Fall/Winter 2011 Collection at the J.Crew Sample sale. Jewelry, shoes and outerwear included plus a limited assortment of Madewell jeans. Event Website

(Leslie/Lohman Gallery, 26 Wooster St, New York, NY 10013) (Tu & We 6pm; Fr - Su noon - 6pm) GMHC and Leslie/Lohman have teamed up to create this exhibition of more than 150 works by artists living with HIV and AIDS. Several of the pieces will be available in a silent auction benefiting GMHC. Event Website

(Trinity Lutheron Church, 164 W, 100th St, New York, NY 10025) (6pm - 9pm) This candlelight begins at Trinity Lutheran Church of Manhattan and moves to Broadway United Church of Christ (Broadway at 93rd St.) where portions of the AIDS Memorial Quilt will be on display. Event Website

(Housing Works Book Store Cafe, 126 Crosby St, Manhattan, NY 10002) Let the world knowhow AIDS has affected you by recording a video message at the Soho Bookstore Café to become part of Housing Works’ Video Memorial Event Website

(Wild Project, 195 East 3rd Street, New York, NY 1009) (8pm) The Mad World of Miss Hathaway, an episodic musical parody of the critically acclaimed TV drama. Di Carlo imagines newfangled plots and spirited Mad songs as she portrays JoAnne Hathaway, the know-it-all head of the secretarial pool of Spencer-Colfax advertising agency circa 1965. For this very special holiday episode, she's joined by a hilarious all-star supporting cast, Mike Albo, David Ilku, Amber Martin, Patrick Johnson and Adam Dugas back to reprise their roles and stop by annual office Christmas party. Come see who gets caught by the water cooler with their drink on and pants down! It's THE holiday event of the season not to be missed! ($20) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (6:30pm) Recently closed Black-owned Brooklyn gay bar gets new life in this documentary screening featuring talkback with the bar’s owners and former patrons. Commemorate World AIDS Day by joining documentarians Kate Kunath and Sasha Wortzel in conversation with Dennis Parrott and Linda King, owners of the legendary Starlite Lounge. ($10) Event Website

(Peter Norton Symphony Space, 2537 Broadway at 95th St, New York, NY 10025) (8pm) The queer band takes on works by Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, George M. Cohan and many more in this concert featuring appearances by Jim Caruso (of Jim Caruso's Cast Party) and "guests from Broadway and beyond." Brian P. Worsdale conducts. ($21/$26 @ door) Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (11:30pm) Bringing together an all-star cast of NYC's hottest burlesque and modern vaudeville stars including the Gal Who Puts the Laughter in Slaughter, Creamy Stevens; the Girl with the Curves and the Angles, Jezebel Express; Accordion Queen, Juliet Jeske; Burlesque Under the Influence, The Sticky Situation; Head Provocateur of BadAss Burlesque, Velocity Chyaldd; Dean of Coney Island's Sideshow School and your host, Adam RealMan ($15) Event Website

(Snapple Theater Center, 210 W 50th St, New York, NY 10019) (11pm) ICONS is a wildly entertaining trip through pop culture that recreates your favorite music videos, legendary performances, and unforgettable moments that turned the stars into ICONS! Featuring performances from Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Madonna, Britney, Whitney, Janet, Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Michael Jackson, Tina Turner, and more. ($40) Event Website

(Pier 60, 23rd St & the Hudson River, New York, NY 10011) (7pm - 11pm) The 26th year of the extremely popular gay party, thrown by Robby Brown, David Tufts and Chris Kann, will once again be held at Chelsea Piers Pier 60 plus an unwrapped children’s gift or a check made out to SAGE USA. ($65) Event Website

(Bronx Academy of Arts, 841 Baretto St, 2nd Fl, Bronx, NY 10474) (8 pm) Ring the Bells... Light the Candles... Hang the balls on trees! LOS NUTCRACKERS: A Christmas Carajo returns to BAAD! a queer Latino play about a couple who goes on a psychedelic trip through their lives one Christmas Eve. Written by Charles Rice-Gonzalez Directed by Mark Finley Featuring: Jonathan Cedano, Gabriel Morales, Yosvany Reyes, Cisco Perez and Johary Ramos. ($22 - $25) (718 842 5223) iconsume@yahoo.com Event Website

(Church of the Holy Apostles, 296 9th Ave, New York, NY 10001) (8pm) Traditional and contemporary holiday music, with works by Whitacre, Dove, Paulus, Rachmaninoff and more. ($20/ $25 @ door) pr@stonewallchorale.org Event Website

(Our Youth Center, 155 North St, Jersey City, NJ 07307) (6pm / 11pm) For the last 6 years Our Youth has put together an annual benefit in recognition of World AIDS Day, a benefit to educate the community on HIV/AIDS, raise funds for Our Youth, and honor those that have helped Our Youth and/or the LGBT community thru out the year. All money raised at AIDS is a DRAG! WRAP it UP! goes towards continuing the Our Youth mission, providing a safe haven for all young adults regardless of sexual preference. This year we honor from the legendary group LaBelle Sarah Dash, musical legend Janice Robinson, DragRace girls Yara Sofia and Alexis Mateo plus many NYC legends and community activist. Hosted by NYC Legend LaRitza Dumont and the WEPA Queen Vanessa Valtre! Our Youth ($10) (201-839-5869) ouryouth2006@yahoo.com Event Website

(Christie's, 20 Rockefeller Plaza, New York, NY 10019) (noon - 6pm) In celebration of the extraordinary life and legacy of Elizabeth Taylor, Christie's is honored to open the window into the public and private world of a true icon. Elizabeth Taylor played many roles in her time: international film and fashion star, loving mother, successful businesswoman and brave and generous humanitarian. ($30) Event Website

(The Kitchen, 512 West 19th St, New York, NY 10011) (6pm & 8pm) The out and proud singers and dancers of Youth Pride Chorus rock the stage in their December show Listen To The Music. With pop hits by artists like Lady Gaga, Pink, and Katy Perry, these fierce young performers celebrate the spirit of a new generation that is ready to be heard! Don't miss Youth Pride Chorus! ($20+) Event Website

(WOW Cafe Theatre, 59-61 4th Street (Btwn 2nd and 3rd ave), NYC, NY 10003) (9:30pm) An exciting new comedy that lampoons contemporary politics, questions our complacency and brings this old tale to life. A witty satire of U.S. economic situation and blends burlesque, drag and a bit of good old stage magic. While it is inspired by the original Hansel and Gretel, this play brings us all the opportunity to laugh at ourselves while we take a fresh look at our humanity. Get ready for the night of laughter and ($15) Event Website

(Beacon Theatre, 2124 Broadway, New York, NY 10023) (8pm) Cyndi Lauper's True Colors Fund, with the support of the Human Rights Campaign, announced a star-studded benefit concert to help raise awareness about lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender youth homelessness. "Home For the Holidays" will feature a night of music from Cyndi as well as special appearances by Norah Jones, Amy Lee, Lou Reed, Rosie O'Donnell, Wanda Sykes, Carson Kressley, Chely Wright, Skylar Grey, Vanessa Carlton, Angelique Kidjo, Harvey Fierstein, Deluka, Debbie Harry, Alan Cumming and Clay Aiken. ($50+) Event Website

(Carlyle At the Palace, 1600 Round Swamp Road, Plainview, NY 11803) (6pm - 11pm) A Holiday Extravaganza Celebrating The Proud, Strong and United of the GLBT of Long Island. Dinner, drinks, and dancing will be on tap. ($85+) Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (7:30pm/) A fantasy biopic chronicling the birth of photography, our obsession with image, and a death-defying battle with a genuine camera monster. ($10/$15 @ door) (212 228-0705) contact@dixonplace.com Event Website

(New Amsterdam Theatre, 214 West 42nd St, New York, NY 10036) (Mo 4;40pm; Tu 2pm) Called "the season's most dazzling talent show," Gypsy of the Year is easily the biggest party in town with appearances by dozens of Broadway and Off-Broadway's most popular shows and performers. Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (6:30pm _ 8:30pm) Over 20 Broadway and National Tour performers will join notable personalities to celebrate Broadway Sings for Pride's Winter Concert! Attendees will enjoy a vast array of holiday gold along with myriad Broadway hits. Musical performances will feature cast members from Rent, The Scottsboro Boys, Follies Revival, Daybreak, Hair, Wicked, Jersey Boys, Wonderland, My Big Gay Italian Wedding and many more! ($35) Event Website

(Stephen Sondheim Theatre, 124 West 43 St, New York, NY 10036) (7:30pm) Scott Ellis directs this one-night-only performance as a celebration of Roundabout's 20th anniversary of producing on Broadway. With a melodic and witty score by Jerry Bock and Sheldon Harnick and a wonderful book by Joe Masteroff, She Loves Me follows Amalia (O'Hara) and Georg (Radnor), two feuding clerks in a European parfumerie during the 1930s who secretly find solace in their anonymous romantic pen pals, little knowing their respective correspondents are actually each other! ($250+) Event Website

(City Center, 131 West 55th St, New York, NY 10019) (6:30pm) Studio 5 at City Center utilizes in-studio performances and an interactive format to take the audience beyond the proscenium and deep into the worlds of dance and musical theater. Spend an evening with Encores! Casting Director Jay Binder. Here you can eavesdrop on the behind-the-table discussions that take place when an actor leaves the audition room. Jay will talk about his experiences and will host mock auditions for this season of Encores! Shows to demonstrate his techniques. ($20) (212.581.1212) citytix@nycitycenter.org Event Website

(Rockwood Music Hall, 196 Allen Street, New York, NY 10002) (6:30pm) Back by popular demand, Mock Your World is a wildly funny off off Broadway musical comedy that satirizes the ups and downs of life in New York City. Songs from Mock Your World have already received over 250,000 views on YouTube, and have been featured on Funny or Die and College Humor. With a cast of Broadway veterans including Lisa Rothauser and Andrew Byrne, the hilarious Mock Your World takes an unflinching look at uncomfortable subjects, adds a Broadway melody, and turns them into a sidesplitting, taboo- shattering musical event that is irresistibly funny. (2 drink minimum) rsvp@brandswaycreative.com Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (9:30pm) This concert features the talents of performers from stage and screen including Rebecca Naomi Jones (American Idiot, Passing Strange), Dee Roscioli (Wicked), Monica Raymund (television's Lie to Me, The Good Wife), Andrew Rannells (Book of Mormon), Tituss Burgess (Guys & Dolls, The Little Mermaid) and more performing songs of hope to celebrate the season. ($50+) Event Website

(Laurie Beechman Theatre/Westbank Café, 407 W. 42nd Street between 9th and 10th, Subway: ACE to 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036) (7:30pm) This is poet/security guard Molly "Equality" Dykeman's first Christmas variety show. Will she be able to muck her way through musical numbers, choreography, and a glittering array of guest stars in the Percocet-fogged haze that is her mind? Will she finally land the lady...or ladies... of her dreams? See website for special guest appearances. ($22) Event Website

(Parkside Lounge, 317 East Houston Street, New York, NY 10003) (7pm - 9pm) This party is only for the NAUGHTY. Come join Inbred Hybrid Collective and a hell-fire fueled ensemble of devilish delights for a one-of-a-kind variety show. What better way to enjoy the cheer and festivities this December than by a little satanic worship? What can you expect? Nothing less than the earth to open up and swallow all of us sinners whole, but until then we'll be having a whole lot of fun with dancers, readers, and the underground/avant-garde craziness that's synonymous with what Inbred Hybrid Collective does all year long. ($7) (9178684031) inbredhybrid@gmail.com Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (7:30pm) Curators Christen Clifford and Tom Cole present a wide cultural and stylistic range of work, pairing boundary breaking established writers with emerging hotshots to bring audiences a cross-section of cross genre writers distinguished by their highly individual use of language. The series curators aim to involve a diverse audience in the flux of new poetic forms. ($6) (212 228-0705) contact@dixonplace.com Event Website

(Church of Saint Joseph, 371 Sixth Ave, New York, NY 10014) (8pm) Returning to a more traditional musical celebration of the holiday season, the Chorus will add its distinctive style and artistry to a tapestry of captivating choral gems from the HIgh Renaissance. The resplendent realm of Music Divine will be represented by signature works of Palestrina, Lasso, and Taverner, among others. ($25/$15 Stu & Sen) Event Website

(Abrons Arts Center at Henry Street Settlement, 466 Grand St, New York, NY 10002) (8pm) The Tony-nominated, and Obie, Bessie and Ethyl Eichelberger Award winner Mx. Justin Vivian Bond returns to the Abrons with a holiday concert which promises to make you feel good about feeling bad. ($25) Event Website

(WOW Cafe Theatre, 59-61 4th Street (Btwn 2nd and 3rd ave), NYC, NY 10003) (Thu - Sat 8pm, Sun 3pm) The story about five women; a rebellious liberal trapped in the south, a local beauty queen, a fundamentalist Christian, a self conscious house wife, and a clumsy lesbian are very different bridesmaids who share a common foe: The bride. In attempt to escape the painful reception, they find themselves hiding in the upstairs bedroom. ($10) Event Website

(Playwright's Horizon, 416 West 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036) (6:30pm) Broadway Speaks OUT! will host its 3rd annual A Very MARY Holiday gala on Thursday, December 8 at Playwrights Horizons. The event, hosted by Marti Gould Cummings, will feature performances by Tituss Burgess, Saycon Sengbloh, Bobby Cronin, Katie Thompson, Lauren Elder, Marty Thomas and his Divas, The Broadway Dolls, Stephanie Umoh and more to be announced. Broadway Speaks OUT! will honor Sonja Morgan (of BRAVO’s Real Housewives of New York City) for her ongoing support of the LGBT community. Ticket proceeds and a silent auction will benefit the Ali Forney Center. For $20 tickets, use the code MARY at checkout on EventBrite. Ali Forney Center ($20 - $75) Event Website

(Bryant Park, 25 West 40th St, New York, NY 10018) Holiday shops open for six days only. Browse through some unique gifts that won't hurt your wallet and purchase books and items from the Real Simple Solutions product line. Also enjoy hot beverages, beauty makeovers, and giveaways. Event Website

(Blue Note New York, 131 West 3rd St, New York, NY 10012) (8pm & 10:30pm) The Grammy-Award winning jazz vocal group returns to the Blue Note in anticipation of their most recent release. AExciting vocal interpretations of many popular and brilliant. ($45+) Event Website

(92YTribeca, 00 Hudson St, New York, NY 10012) (7:30pm) Celebrate the '80s cult classic Troop Beverly Hills with an interactive film screening that is equal parts sing-a-long, dance-a-long and quote-a-long. The evening will be hosted by Erika Brooks Adickman, creator of Troop Beverly Hills: The Experience, who promises a night of nostalgia, trivia, khaki wishes and cookie dreams. While dressing in costume is not required, it might just earn you a patch. ($12) Event Website

(College of Staten Island, 2800 Victory Blvd, Main Gym, Staten Island, NY 10314) (7:30pm - 9:30pm) Your donation will support ongoing programs and activities at the Center for teens, adults, and seniors promote visibility online, in print, and through events like Staten Island Pride Parade & Festival and the Coming Out Day celebration help train companies, service providers, teachers, and students to be culturally competent and LGBT-positive facilitate partnerships between the Center and community groups like the YMCA, the Anti-Violence Project, and SAGE bring your Center closer to becoming an independent non- profit organization! ($15) (9176044730) sdelzotti@si.rr.com

(Queens Theatre in the Park, Flushing Meadows Corona Park, Queens, NY 11368, 718-760-0064) (Sa 2pm & 8pm; Su 3pm) This internationally renowned company under the artistic direction of dancer/choreographer David Parsons will perform selections from their repertoire of more than 70 works of contemporary dance, including "The Envelope," "Swing Shift" and an all-new untitled piece choreographed by Kate Skarpetowska. ($45) Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm) It’s speed-dating with a unique twist: answer four questions about your interests, values, and lifestyle, and get assigned to four different groups of men who gave answers similar to yours. Also meet guys one-on-one in a free mingling period. Finally, write a list of the men you want to date, and minutes later you find out your mutual matches. Boyfriend Material is a fun, unique way to meet men you are compatible with. ($20) (212-971-1084) bfm@bfmaterialny.com Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (9pm) The beautiful queer women of NYC are taking over the Center for an evening of steamy hot music, dancing, a sizzling burlesque show and sexy beats with the New York's hottest DJ! Sexy go go dancers, drink specials, door prizes, fabulous raffle prizes! Could you ask for anything more? ($10) Event Website

(Trinity Episcopal Church Asbury Park, 503 Asbury Ave, Asbury Park, NJ 07712) (8pm) A magical holiday playlist. You pick the songs – old classics and new favorites – and they’ll sing life into your memories of holidays past and create peaceful visions of holidays yet to come. ($20/$25 @ door) Event Website

(2 Mercer St. btw Broome & Spring) (11am - 8pm) More than 200 crafters and food artisans will participate in our biggest and most popular event of the year, a two-day holiday shopping extravaganza where you'll find the best handmade crafts, food, demos, DJs, and more. Event Website

(See website for location) (starts 10am) SantaCon is an annual city-wide Santas-only pub crawl. This flash mob type event brings together hundreds of slightly sober people dressed in Santa costumes parading around the city, visiting landmarks drinking at bars and causing general mayhem. Event Website

(Knitting Factory Brooklyn, 361 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211) (7:30pm & 9:30pm) New York’s nightlife superstar and beloved comedian MR. MURRAY HILL rings in the New Year with his annual laugh-tastic, boozy, bodacious variety show and dance party with New York’s finest, wildest, and wackiest performers. Murray, Mr. Showbiz himself, plays the comic ringleader to this circus of burlesque bombshells, ballsy and bawdy singers, legendary performance artists, a monkey, and he even flew in his favorite burlesque act from St. Louis who work a pole like nobody’s business! ($15+) Event Website

(New World Stages, 340 W 50th St, New York, NY 10019) (7:30pm) In Jackie Hoffman's all new holiday show, this kvetching comedienne is forced to examine her life when she is visited by the Ghosts of Chanukah Past, Present and Future, as well as Molly Picon. What she finds on her quest for fame is that she is a dark, desperate diva who would give Scrooge a run for his money. ($35) Event Website

(Don't Tell Mama, 343 West 46th Street, New York, NY 10036) (3pm) Edd Clark and Sue Matsuki kick off the holiday season with their Sue & Edd’s FABULOUS Christmas Showout the hot toddies, hot chocolate, and cookies! Music director Paul Stephan has created arrangements for these MAC and Bistro Award winning singers that make Sue and Edd’s FABULOUS Christmas Show the perfect way to get into the spirit of the holiday season. The show features new takes on such familiar holiday carols as “Carol of the Bells”; new holiday classics. And the gifts keep on coming! The marvelous Alyssa Hunnicutt (www.alyssahunnicutt.com). And the FABULOUS Tom Hubbard on bass will join and music director Paul Stephan on keyboards. ($15 + /2 drink minimum (cash only)) (212-757-0788) eddny@yahoo.com Event Website

(Stella Manhattan Bistro, 213 Front St, South Street Seaport, New York, NY 10038) (5pm - 9pm) Learn to tango without traditional gender roles at this class and mixer. Beginners are welcome (a lesson is included) and no partner is required. Strictly Traditional Argentine Tango is presenting all levels classes for the Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender community and their friends. ($15) Event Website

(Church of St. Ann and the Holy Trinity, 157 Montague Street, Brooklyn, NY 11201) (5pm) Returning to a more traditional musical celebration of the holiday season, the Chorus will add its distinctive style and artistry to a tapestry of captivating choral gems from the HIgh Renaissance. The resplendent realm of Music Divine will be represented by signature works of Palestrina, Lasso, and Taverner, among others. ($25/$15 Stu & Sen) Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (Varies) Pam Ann is the comic creation of Australian comedian Caroline Reid. An emerging icon in gay culture, she portrays the air-hostess Pam Ann, a mixture of comedy, camp and glamour, and a pun on the legendary airline Pan Am. Performances tend to emphasise the vagaries of air travel, including the identifying quirks of various airlines around the world, mixed with a generous dose of ribald humor and double entendre. ($30) Event Website

(Unitarian Universalist Congregation of Princeton, 50 Cherry Hill Road, Princeton, NJ 08540) (4pm) A magical holiday playlist. You pick the songs – old classics and new favorites – and they’ll sing life into your memories of holidays past and create peaceful visions of holidays yet to come. ($20/$25 @ door) Event Website

(Midtown Theater, 163 West 46th Street, New York, NY 10024) (7pm) Ann Harada is back as Christmas Eve. Now a holiday tradition, this evening of song and comedy skewers and pays tribute to the great romantic duets and iconic moments of Broadway. No lyricist will be spared as she re-interprets the modern songbook with the help of some of Broadway’s most talented, hilarious and gorgeous leading men. Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. ($30-+) Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (7:30pm) A fundraiser for the Belladonna* Collaborative featuring a live auction and special guest readers. The author of more than 40 collections of poetry and poetics, Anne Waldman is an active member of the Outrider Experimental Poetry Movement, and has been connected to the Beat movement and the second generation of the New York School. ($6) (212 228-0705) contact@dixonplace.com Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (7:30pm/) RAQUEL CAVALCANTI is a Brazilian-born dancer, choreographer and dance educator. She started her professional career at Primeiro Ato Grupo de Danca in Brazil, ($10/$15 @ door) (212 228-0705) contact@dixonplace.com Event Website

(Leslie/Lohman Museum, 26 Wooster Street, New York, NY 10013) (6pm -8 pm) Creating A Queer Museum is an exhibition that celebrates the transformation of the Leslie/Lohman Gay Art Foundation into Leslie-Lohman Museum of Gay and Lesbian Art. By recent declaration of the Board of Regents of the State of NY, we have become the first and only museum in the world dedicated to exhibiting and preserving LGBTQ art and artists. This exhibition highlights some significant works in our established collection, as well as recent purchases and valuable gifts. We will also be showcasing three of the most significant recent donations; the works of Sherwin Carlquist, Amos Badertscher and Marion Pinto. (FREE) (212-431-2609) info@leslielohman.org Event Website

(Lincoln Center, 70 Lincoln Center Plaza, New York, NY 10023) (Tu - Th & Sa 7:30, Fr 2pm) This inspired work is full of dazzling solos, pyrotechnical instrumental passages, and memorable choruses. Conducted by Peter Schreier and featuring the Westminster Symphonic Choir, the performance also features soprano Ute Selbig, contralto Nathalie Stutzmann, tenor Steve Davislim, and bass Peter Rose. ($31+) Event Website

(Apple Store SOHO, 103 Prince Street, New York, NY 10012) (6pm -7 pm) Join Oscar Award‒winning actress Meryl Streep and filmmaker Phyllida Lloyd (“Mama Mia”) as they discuss their new film, “The Iron Lady,” a surprising and intimate portrait of Margaret Thatcher (Streep), the first and only female prime minister of the United Kingdom. One of the 20th century's most famous and influential women, Thatcher came from nowhere to smash through barriers of gender and class to be heard in a male-dominated world. Event Website

(Park Avenue Armory, 643 Park Ave, New York, NY 10065) (Varies) A performance of new large-scale works that incorporate ziplines, ladders, trampolines, hoops, and bungee cords. Among the works will be Ascension, which encompasses a 21-foot turning ladder on which nine dancers attempt to balance. Human Fountain features sixteen performers leaping from a three-story scaffold to create the effect of a human Bellagio Fountain. ($35) Event Website

(Cathedral of St. John the Divine, 112th St & Amsterdam Ave, New York, NY 10025) (Th-Fr 8pm; Su 2 & 7pm) In a giant city with many holiday events, the musical, theatrical and environmental spectacle of Paul Winter's Winter Solstice Celebrations, celebrating the return of the sun after the longest night of the year. ($35+) Event Website

(92YTribeca, 00 Hudson St, New York, NY 10012) (7pm) In honor of Human Rights Day, 92YTribeca presents a work-in-progress screening of selected scenes from Call Me Kuchu, a documentary about the life and death of Uganda's first openly gay man, David Kato. ($12) Event Website

(92nd Street Y, 1395 Lexington Ave, New York, NY 10128) (8pm) Leibovitz’s portraits have appeared on magazine covers for more than 25 years. Her work has appeared in Rolling Stone, Vanity Fair, Vogue and other publications. Leibovitz is the recipient of many honors, including the International Center of Photography’s Lifetime Achievement Award. She was designated a Living Legend by the Library of Congress and a Commandeur in the French Ordre des Arts et des Lettres. ($29) Event Website

(Christ & St. Stephen’s Church, 120 West 69th Street, new york, NY 10023) (8 pm/10 pm) Welsh poet Dylan Thomas’ charming and ageless story, A Child’s Christmas in Wales, will be sung by the Chelsea Opera Ensemble in a four-part setting by NYC composer Matthew Harris with other holiday selection in the first Chelsea Opera presents concert of its 8th season. The Chelsea Opera Ensemble is comprised of past principal and ensemble singers, led by chorus master Audrey Saint-Gil and featuring tenor Brandon Snook. Also on the program is the single vocal solo from Howard Blake’s orchestration of the popular cartoon, The Snowman, featuring boy-soprano Benjamin Perry Wenzelberg. This concert will also feature the Chelsea Opera Chamber Orchestra conducted by Maestro Carmine Aufiero. This production is supported in part by public funds from the New York City Department of Cultural Affairs, and the New York State Council on the Arts, a state agency, and the Friends of Chelsea Opera ($25/ $20 stu/sen; $30/ $25 @ door) (212-260-1796) wales@chelseaopera.org Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (7pm & 9:30pm) Droppin' Yule Funk down the chimney y'all! Without ribbons… without tags… without packages, boxes or bags. This year we're bringin' funky back in a B.C. way. Everett Bradley launches his new CD of (mostly original) yuletide tunes, Holidelic, in the latest edition of his annual “holiday funk-tacular.” ($25) Event Website

(TRIAD THEATER, 158 W. 72ND ST, New York, NY 10023, 212-362-2590) (9:30pm) The Rhinestone Follies will present an evening of early 20th Century inspired burlesque entertainment with a distinct twist of 1950s Havana. Medianoche, Grace Gotham, La Maia, Beelzebabe, Hazel Honeysuckle, Kita St. Cyr and featuring Ginger Brown and Cheeky Lane will present burlesque tributes to the Caribbean showgirls of yesteryear as host Bastard Keith sings his way into your hearts. ($20 + 2 drink mimimum) Event Website

(Leslie/Lohman Gallery, 26 Wooster St, New York, NY 10013) (6pm -8 pm) From the days of Ancient Greece and Rome poets have openly celebrated, despite some dark periods of censorship and repression, the pleasures of sex between men and explored the intricacies of homosexual love. Today’s poets continue the celebration at Leslie-Lohman. Featuring Henri Cole, author of the recently published Touch, and Lambda Literary Award winner. Also featuring: Alex Dimitrov and Sean Patrick Mulroy, two outstanding poets of the younger generation. Nathaniel Siegel and William Leo Coakley will introduce the poets and read from their own works. Books by the poets will be available for purchase. (FREE) (212-431-2609) info@leslielohman.org Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (1pm) An opportunity for LGBTQ parents, and LBGTQ prospective parents along the family planning spectrum to connect and network with each other while children have lots of fun with others their age. ($20 per family) Event Website

(Washington Square Park, 5th Ave at Washington Sq North, New York, NY 10003) (7pm) hil Kline will lead a massive chorus of boomboxes from the West Village to the East Village in the 20th annual holiday presentation of Unsilent Night. People will gather in Washington Square Park, and less than an hour and mile later, end up in Tompkins Square Park. (FREE-rain or shine) Event Website

(Lincoln Center, 70 Lincoln Center Plaza, New York, NY 10023) (8:30pm) Choral groups the Yale Whiffenpoofs, Harvard Krokodiloes and the Princeton Nassoons (seriously) are joined onstage by soloist Allison Williams and actor-musician Darren Criss (who plays a cute gay boy on Glee) at this musical holiday fund-raiser for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation and the Trevor Project. ($75+) Event Website

(Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 West 18th St, New York, NY 10011) (noon - 6pm) What better way to celebrate the spirit of the season than to grant a homeless pet’s number-one wish — the gift of a forever home? In return, you’ll receive a gift of unconditional love that will last a lifetime! Adopt an adorable animal from any one of 26 participating shelters and rescue groups of the Mayor’s Alliance for NYC’s Animals. And while you’re there, enjoy a wide range of fun, free activities, including a special holiday pet fashion show hosted by certified pet fashion designer Ada Nieves. Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (2:00 pm) A slapstick variety show for the whole family! New acts each month. Hosted by NYC’s kings of kid comedy- The Hey-Ya Brothers! ($10/$15 @ door) (212 228-0705) contact@dixonplace.com Event Website

(Highline Ballroom, 431 West 16th St, New York, NY 10011) (6pm - 10pm) Drop that dreidel and hold on to your latkes. They’re heating up the holidays with Hanukkah’s hottest Hebrew hotties! An evening of music, laughs, and burlesque will keep your dreidel spinning all night long. Whether you’re a yeshiva bocher, an honorary Jew, or a bacon-loving heeb, Menorah Horah will titillate and inspire your holiday spirit. ($15/$20 @ door) Event Website

(Metropolitan Room, 34 West 22nd St, New York, NY 10010) (7pm) Hello gentle Americans. Time for a shameless plug: Come see the Holiday Show- Lettuce Rejoice 2011! A bevy of festive Christmas songs and an award winning stand-up, the perfect gift to your self for the holidays. Out right belly laughs as Hedda tears through and reinvents your favorite songs with some special surprises ($22 + 2 drink mim) Event Website

(West Chelsea Arts Building, 526 West 26th St. (10th & 11th Ave.), New York, NY 10001) (1pm - 3pm) Visit 7 exhibits of cutting-edge painting, sculpture, electronic media & photography, by gay & lesbian artists and others of interest to a queer sensibility, led by a former gay studies professor and art critic for the New York Blade. While you’re there, socialize with arts-oriented gay men & lesbians! ($20) (212-946-1548) tours@nygallerytours.com Event Website

(Littlefield Performance Space, 622 Degraw St, Brooklyn, NY 11201) (noon - 6pm) Handcrafted merchandise to fit any budget, size and taste. Art, hats, tees, jewelry, soaps, pillows, plush toys, greeting cards, ceramics, sweet treats, stocking stuffers, clocks, household goods, and all manner of gadgets and gizmos from beautiful to whimsical. (FREE) Event Website

(Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks Place, (between 1st Avenue and Avenue A), New York, NY 10009) (9pm - 11pm) Go west, Naked Girls! Ride the open range with your favorite readers-in-the-raw as they share tales both classic and contemporary of roping, riding, cow rustling and lonely nights under the wide-open starry skies - proving that a cowgirl's two best friends are her horse and her library card. Host Nasty Canasta is joined by B.B. Heart, Gal Friday and Stormy Leather, as they share their favorite tales of how the West was won - plus, Naked Girls Reading NYC welcomes a very special guest: real-life cowboy and world-record holder Chris McDaniel will demonstrate the trick roping and bullwhipping skills that have won him championships around the world. ($20) ngrnyc@gmail.com Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (11:30am) Part revival, part salon, part show, these monthly services feature performance, visual art, music, food & literature, designed to inspire, excite & invigorate the creative community of NYC. ($10) (212 228-0705) contact@dixonplace.com Event Website

(Town Hall, 123 West 43rd, New York, NY 10036) (3pm & 8pm) A traditional and fun-filled holiday show will combine original titles and swinging interpretations of the classics performed with high-spirited unity, peace and love. Whatever your spiritual and cultural tradition are, this heart-warming program of holiday harmony promises to be fun, rejuvenating, entertaining and above all, embracing. Event Website

(Guggenheim Museum, 1071 5th Ave, New York, NY 10128) (7pm) Celebrate the season with the joyous sound of holiday music in the museum's Frank Lloyd Wright–designed rotunda. George Steel conducts the Vox Vocal Ensemble and the Graham Ashton Brass Ensemble in what has become a revered annual tradition. (FREE) Event Website

(Indochine, 430 Lafayette St, New York, NY 10003) (10pm) Bar d'O, the legendary all live drag cabaret that wowed crowds for 10 years, is now celebrating its 7th annual reunion. Joey Arias and Sherry Vine will be kicking it up with the "Queen of Gay Soul" Sade Pendavis and special surprise guests! Anything could happen and it usually does! The sexy, scandalous, soulful magic will be recreated for ONE NIGHT ONLY! ($20) Event Website

(CBST, 57 Bethune St, New York, NY 10014) (11am -1pm) Celebrate Chanukah with Sufganiyot/Jelly Donut Cupcakes. Does eating too much wheat make you tired? Does your new sweetie have celiac? Do you think having food allergies is counter-cultural? Come celebrate the miracle of gluten-free baking and the wonders of oil. Eat them hot out of the oven, take them home for dessert, or stay and enjoy them at the CBST families with children Chanukah party. People of all ages and food preferences encouraged to attend. ($10 materials fee) (212-929-9498) Event Website

(CBST, 57 Bethune St, New York, NY 10014) (2pm) You won’t want to miss our Edible Menorah Making, Craft Projects, Dreidl Playing, and Live Music. Bring your kids, bring your grownups, bring your friends as we make the world brighter with our Chanukah lights. CBST youth bring hope and festivity to LGBTQ homeless youth! Join in to collect donations for the Ali Forney Center – bring $10 gift cards to Old Navy, iTunes, McDonalds and Starbucks, new wool socks, backpacks, school supplies, and candy. Share a special message of inclusion, welcome, and hope. ($10 per family) (212-929-9498) Event Website

(CBST, 57 Bethune St, New York, NY 10014) (6:30pm) Latkes! Dreidels! All are welcome! Please bring a 6 pack of your favorite beer to share if you can. If you have your own latke recipe bring it along and we can try different kinds. ($5 suggested donation) (212-929-9498) Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (7:30pm) Experience the new face of clowning at this all clown variety show! Each month is a new lineup of circus, stage, and street performers of all levels presenting new work ranging from sexy burlesque, silly slapstick, and existential stunts. Each show is a cacophonous cavalcade of clowns where the freedom of play, soaring imaginations, and uproarious laughter can be expected. Not for children. ($10 /$15 @ door) (212 228-0705) contact@dixonplace.com Event Website

(Symphony Space, 2537 Broadway at 95th St, New York, NY 10025) (7pm) The Broadway Boys host the 6th Annual Broadway Sings For Toys. This will be a night of uplifting, memorable holiday music performed by your favorite Broadway stars! ($40) Event Website

(The Players, 16 Gramercy Park S, New York, NY 10018) (7pm - 9pm) THE SHEWING-UP OF BLANCO POSNET is Shaw's outrageous Cowboy Play of the Old American West! Featuring Daphne Rubin-Vega, Wilson Jermaine Heredia, Andre De Sheilds, Ty Jones and an all star cast! ($25.) (212.352.3101) info@gingoldgroup.com Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (7pm & 9:30pm) BETTY rings in the season with a riotous return to Joe's Pub, rockin' the halls with their unique repertoire of songs, twisted spoken word and blizzards of harmonies. Come celebrate as BETTY and their special guests make more holiday memories to roast your chestnuts. Special guest appearance by Gloria Steinem (late show ONLY)! ($25) Event Website

(Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks Place, (between 1st Avenue and Avenue A), New York, NY 10009) (9pm - 11pm) New York's "Best Story Hour" stuffs your stocking with an extra-hot winter treat: their third annual reading of Charles Dickens' holiday classic A Christmas Carol. Host Nasty Canasta (declared by the New York Times to be "perhaps the loveliest and certainly the nudest Scrooge in history") leads an all-star cast of exhibitionists in an in-the-buff reading of this special version of A Christmas Carol, just as Dickens himself originally performed it - although perhaps a bit more naked.  ($20) ngrnyc@gmail.com Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm) Come join some of the friendliest, most gregarious boys and girls in the GLBT Community as they celebrate the holiday season while bringing their ten year anniversary to a close. There will be music, dancing and plenty of fun all night long. Event Website

(Cherry Lane Theatre, 38 Commerce St., New York, NY 10014) (7pm) Jon Fleming stars as a hunky Hollywood actor whose secret boyfriend may pose a problem for his skyrocketing career in a comedy written and directed by Clifford Streit. ($16)

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (7pm) Join over 200 friends old and new and celebrate Chanukah with music, dancing, drinking and holiday treats! Light your inner menorah, be inspired, and make some new friends this holiday! This event is open to the entire LGBT Jewish community along with their friends, families and allies. ($10) Event Website

(Cinema Arts Centre, 423 Park Ave., Huntington, NY 11743) (7:30pm) the poignant story of Chely Wright, the first country music star to ever come out as openly gay. Holiday Reception following the movie . ($9/$13 non-members) Event Website

(Le Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker St, New York, NY 10012) (7pm) An evening of live jazz & burlesque for the holidays! w/ Angie Pontani , Shelly "The Singing Siren" Watson , the Maine Attraction , Helen Pontani , Diamond Redd , Dirty Martini , The Brian Newman Quintet , Harvest Moon and The World Famous Pontani Sisters. ($20) Event Website

(Highline Ballroom, 431 West 16th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm) America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet has served up a feast of music and comedy to audiences at performing arts centers, music venues and comedy festivals in every kind of town you can imagine, in over 40 states! Their award-winning a cappella singing, sharp satire and over-the-top drag have earned the Kinsey Sicks a diverse and devoted following. ($30/$35 # door) Event Website

(Holy Apostles, 296 Ninth Avenue, New York, NY 10011, 212-807-6799, Venue Website) (5:30pm) CBST families with children are invited for a special service and vegetarian potluck. Join us and meet other CBST families with children! (FREE) (212-929-9498) Event Website

(Holy Apostles, 296 Ninth Avenue, New York, NY 10011, 212-807-6799, Venue Website) (7pm) Join CBST to welcome Shabbat Chanukah! The brightest service of the year falls at the darkest part of winter, join Rabbi Kleinbaum, Rabbi Weiss, Music Director Joyce Rosenzweig, Cantorial Soloist Re'ut Ben-Ze'ev, and the fabulous Community Chorus as they let the lights shine. Light Chanukah candles and sing along CBST-style with our famous Chanukah medley (and everyone's favorite rabbinic solo). Stay for a latke dinner and see old friends. This service will be ASL Interpreted. (FREE) (212-929-9498) Event Website

(Holy Apostles, 296 Ninth Avenue, New York, NY 10011, 212-807-6799, Venue Website) (8:30pm) Join us after services for a dinner with the CBST community! Registration required by December 19th. ($26 / $31 nonmembers) (212-929-9498) Event Website

(Gotham Comedy Club, 208 West 23rd St (btwn 7 & 8th Aves), New York, NY 10011, 212.367.9000, Venue Website) (7:30pm & 9:30pm) JON FISCH Headlines an evening of comedy with some of the best Jewish Comedians in the country. Featuring Barry Weintraub & Rachel Feinstein! ($25 + 2 drink minimum) Event Website

(Judson Memorial Church, 55 Washington Sq S, New York, NY 10012) (7:30pm - 9:30pm) Carols, worship, social. All are welcome. (FREE) (646-418-7039) info@dignityny.org Event Website

(CBST Bethune St., 57 Bethune Street, New York, NY 10014) (7:30pm) Hosted by the CBST 40s/50s group, Mishpachah and Trans Empowerment Committee. There will be scrumptious culinary delights, enticing beverages, astounding entertainment as well as the best latkes outside of your Bubbe's kitchen. All are welcome, bring your friends, join the festivities. RSVP ($18) (212-929-9498) Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (7pm) Ex-Rockapella star Sean Altman's comedy song concert JEWMONGOUS is "tuneful and sharply witty" (Los Angeles Times), "relentlessly clever" (Chicago Tribune) and "bawdy with a wicked modern streak" (Washington Post), combining "the tunefulness of the Beatles and the spot-on wit of Tom Lehrer" (Boston Globe). ($25) Event Website

(Soho Gallery For Digital Art, 138 Sullivan St, New York, NY 10014) (8pm) 9th Annual Xmas Eve in NYC featuring Jena Friedman, Rena Zager, Hilary Schwartz and Minnie Tonka, as well as films by Broad City (Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson), Hila Perry, Flash Rosenberg, Jena Friedman and many more. Hosted by The Goddess Perlman. Ticket price includes a wine/beer and nosh reception. ($20+) Event Website

(Merkin Concert Hall, 129 West 67th Street, New York, NY 10023) (8pm -10 pm) Composer/pianist Sunny Knable gives CD Release Concert of “American Variations” on Centaur Records. Performers include esteemed pianist Richard Cionco, praised by Donal Henahan of the New York Times for his "sensitive pianism"; Dynamic Motion String Quartet; and others. Knable’s unique blend of Americana and post-modern eclecticism has won him numerous awards and adored performances worldwide. Fans of Copland, Bernstein, or Gershwin would not leave disappointed, nor would the more modern crowd, whose sensibilities are accustomed to composers like John Corigliano, Frederick Rzewski and Jennifer Higdon. ($10 admission, $10 CD's) (212-501-3330) boxoffice@kaufman-center.org Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (7:30pm/) This series features work by four choreographers on the last Tuesday of each month. Curator Marcia Monroe mixes different forms of expression and promotes encourages artists to take risks and overcome limitations within their own art form. The boundaries crossed may be cultural, with artists coming from South America, Denmark, Germany, India, Israel, Japan and the U.S.; or within disciplines, with 'legitimate' local artists traveling 'downtown' for the first time. ($10/$15 @ door) (212 228-0705) contact@dixonplace.com Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (7:30pm & 9:30pm) Our Lady J presents the 5th Annual "Gospel of Dolly," an evening of Dolly Parton's most beloved gospel music. Celebrated by Ms. Parton herself and accompanied by The Train-To-Kill Gospel Choir, Our Lady J sheds new meaning and light on Dolly's greatest hits, as well as her lesser known spiritual songs in this annual celebration of the Queen of Country. ($20) Event Website

(Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette, New York, NY 10003) (7:30pm & 9:30pm, Dec 31st + 11pm) The Divine Sandra is a mouthy actor, comedian and singer whose best work gives pop culture a big, sloppy kiss, while simultaneously biting it on the lip and drawing blood. This week she returns to Joe’s Pub to further intertwine sentimentality, caustic wit, wistfulness and sarcasm—and to belt out plenty of tongue-in-cheek (or are they?) rock songs. ($50+) Event Website

(Bowery Ballroom, 6 Delancey St., New York, NY 10002) (8pm) Punk rock's poet laureate, Patti Smith ranks among the most influential female rock & rollers of all time. Ambitious, unconventional, and challenging, Smith's music was hailed as the most exciting fusion of rock and poetry since Bob Dylan's heyday. ($45+) Event Website

(Le Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker St, New York, NY 10012) (7pm) Nutcracker: Rated R cracks open the heart of the classic children’s ballet to uncover drugs, sex, family secrets and all the other delights that make the Holidays so special. Little ballerina Clara is now a rebellious teen. Her disdain for her bourgeois family is challenged when her uncle Drosselmeyer takes her back in time to early 1980s New York. ($20+) Event Website

(See website for details) The New York New Years Eve Ball Drop is one of the most famous celebrations in the world. There is only one way to experience NYC New Years and that’s with YOUR very own Times Square All Access Pass; Created by fellow party goers to enhance your New Years Eve experience, the pass literally gets you in everywhere (almost). ($275+)

(Highline Ballroom, 431 West 16th St, New York, NY 10011) (8pm) Ring in the New Year in true New York style with Velvet List at Highline Ballroom. A four hour premium open bar, scrumptious passed hors d’oeuvres, and a full buffet. DJ Lohrasp "DJ L" Kansara and famed percussionist Ami O will provide the music, and they'll be showing the ball drop on three jumbo screens so you won’t miss any of the action. There will be festive party favors everywhere and a champagne toast at midnight. ($85+)

(Knitting Factory Brooklyn, 361 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211) (9:30pm) MR. MURRAY HILL rings in the New Year with his annual laugh-tastic, boozy, bodacious variety show and dance party with New York's finest, wildest, and wackiest performers. Murray, Mr. Showbiz himself, plays the comic ringleader to this circus of burlesque bombshells, ballsy and bawdy singers, legendary performance artists, a monkey, and many more surprises! Murray and the gang will dazzle you. ($25+) Event Website

(B. B. King Blues Club and Grill, 237 West 42nd St, New York, NY 10036) (8pm & 11pm) Ring in 2012 with the rock 'n' roll legend responsible for timeless songs like "Memphis" and "Johnny B. Goode." ($120) Event Website

(Dixon Place, 161 A Chrystie, (Between Rivington & Delancey), New York, NY 10002) (9pm - 1am) A great cosmic shift is coming in 2012 and they want you to ring it in with hot queers, old friends and new lovers. Join in for a great show of comedy, music and burlesque plus a hot, sexy DJ all night long. ($10) Event Website

(Clearview Chelsea Cinema, 260 West 23rd Street, New York, NY 10011) (10pm) The green-wigged drag hostess is always quick with a quip, and she’ll have plenty to make fun of at this screening of the camp classic Xanadu, starring Olivia Newton-John as a Greek muse who inspires a feather-haired stud to build a roller rink. Hedda will goad the audience into singing along to the film’s hit songs. The film is followed by the live Times Square countdown on the big screen and a champagne toast. ($25) Event Website

(Central Park @ 72nd St) (10pm) DJ Music and Dancing • 10pm / Costume Parade and Contest • 11pm/ Fireworks and 4M Race • Midnight. Kick off the New Year with a spectacular fireworks and laser light show at the Emerald Nuts Midnight Run! Join the fun and celebrate with a costume parade and dancing. Event Website

(Lincoln Center, 70 Lincoln Center Plaza, New York, NY 10023) (8pm) Alan Gilbert conducts for an evening Bernstein & Gershwin ($65+) Event Website

(Washington Square Park, 5th Ave at Washington Sq North, New York, NY 10003) (10pm) Start the year off right -- on your bike or skates! Come celebrate New Year's Eve in the great outdoors. Ride up to Belvedere Castle in the middle of Central Park for the best (and free!) New Year's Eve dance party in town with fireworks! Dress festive--don't forget your noisemakers and party favors--and bring food and drink to share! Event Website

(Times Square) Every year as the clock nears midnight on December 31st, the eyes of the world turn once more to the dazzling lights and bustling energy of Times Square. Anticipation runs high. New Year's Eve at the symbolic center of New York City has become more than just a celebration - it's a global tradition. Event Website

(LGBT Community Center, 208 West 13th St, New York, NY 10011) (5pm 8:30pm) All are welcome to join AALUSC for The Festival of The First Fruits. This Kwanzaa celebrates The First Principle, Umoja (Unity) to give thanks to the ancestors, and includes an African Market and a rich line-up of performers and storytellers. (Suggested $10) Event Website

(St. Mark's Church in the Bowery, 131 E. 10th St. at 2nd Ave, New York City, NY 10003) (3pm) Plenty of queer and LGBT-beloved artists, including Eileen Myles, Taylor Meade, Eric Bogosian, Philip Glass and Suzanne Vega, will be on hand to take part in this year's marathon poetry reading. ($20) Event Website

(Boardwalk @ Stillwell Ave, Coney Island.) (1pm) oin the Coney Island Polar Club for the traditional New Year's Day celebration. Make a donation to Camp Sunshine and receive a free breakfast and all-day admission to the New York Aquarium. (FREE) Event Website